Report of the Day: Johnny Depp’s Got a Secret Plan for Chatting Up Girls!

Johnny Depp reportedly has constructed an elaborate plan to chat up girls now that he’s single for the first time in years. The actor recently attended Aerosmith’s performance at Pink Taco in West Hollywood and later partied with the band members long into the night. Apparently during the evening he noticed a hot waitress but didn’t know how to get talking to her. Instead he came up with a secret plan which ensured they’d be put in a situation where he could chat her up – he simply left his phone behind. An insider revealed:

“Johnny left his phone in his booth. Well, just as he was about to exit the place, a cute blonde waitress ran after him to return it, Johnny had a liking for the blonde, and this was all a plot to get the girl to chase him. Johnny had been telling his friends that night about his trick!”

Apparently his friends thought Depp’s plan was very funny, especially when it paid off at the end of the night as they left the bar:

“His friends got a kick out of watching his plan come to fruition right in front of their eyes.”

The source reveals that the plan worked and Johnny ended up swapping numbers with the girl he fancied:

“The girl handed him the phone, he struck up a conversation, and then he nabbed her digits.”