There are many Oscars mysteries that remain unanswered following the 2013 show – firstly, why did Ben Affleck get snubbed for Best Director? But that wasn’t the biggest mystery, which came during the night itself: what was random reality star Brandi Glanville doing on the Oscars red carpet? Kim Kardashian had been put on a leash over at Elton John’s viewing party, but yet Brandi managed to get a legit invite? Something doesn’t add up. Not only was Brandi there, but she did her best to get as much attention as possible, which isn’t that unusual considering how much she’s latched onto her husband cheating on her and sucked the life out of it like a fame-hungry leech of sorts.
Not only was she there, but her boobs were there too, she wanted everyone to acknowledge that. She tricked some poor designer into lending her an extremely plunging beige dress which catches the eye, specifically drawing it in to the chest region. Do reality stars belong on the Oscars red carpet? Definitely not, and Brandi makes a good case for the many reasons why. At least she got to laugh at how LeAnn wasn’t invited and she was – right? But at least LeAnn’s boobs don’t look like two extremely round peas about to spurt out of a pressurized pod. This looks like a wardrobe malfunction that Brandi hoped desperately would happen.
