Brandi Glanville really wants you to buy her ridiculous new book, so it order to achieve sales, she’s been dishing out some hilarious quotes from the wonderfully titled ‘Drinking & Tweeting and other Brandi Blunders’. According to the reality star, she decided to undergo surgery to get a vaginal rejuvenation so that she could be Eddie-free down there, as you do when your actor husband ditches you for a random costar. Brandi wrote that she put the surgery on Eddie’s card:
“This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina… I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave (the doctor’s office) Eddie’s credit card number.”
In the book, Brandi also reveals the first time she noticed something was going on between Eddie and LeAnn. Unknowing to them, she was standing behind them when LeAnn suggested that Eddie should lick some dropped frosting off of her top:
“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realising that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her. This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her non-existent chest? He hadn’t realised I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
