We all know from watching ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ that Rob just sits around eating junk food in Khloe’s house all day and night, perhaps not even pausing to change his socks which is supposedly an item of clothing he is particularly fond of. Rob may not be totally fat, but he has packed on the pounds especially in the last few months, and he’s now been whining about how it makes his junk look smaller because his body is effectively swallowing a portion of his manhood. Nice. He whined:
“Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry, my p-nis looks so small now. The upside is, every time you lose 10 pounds you gain an inch on your p-nis.”
That would be an upside if you were even planning on losing the weight Rob, yep. Instead your probably going to live off of your sock company profits and never have to lift a finger. Trying to explain why he created the Arthur George line, Rob says he basically really loves socks. And we all know he wasn’t creative enough to think of anything else. Rob commented:
“I really like socks, now that’s turning into boxers and pajamas. I’m excited to have a niche.”
