5 Stars Recount Their Worst Ever Dates

Posted by PZ on February 29th, 2012

We’ve all had one of those dates – the guy might talk too much, or too little, or just does something totally creepy or gross – those are the kind of dates that are always remembered as the worst! These 5 celebrities have all had some really bad dates, and has spoken openly about how it went down – from puking to toothbrush drawers and secret cameras, these stars had plenty of reasons to freak out over their horrible dates!


Katherine Heigl

Katherine was asked out by a trainer but she quickly realized he wasn’t interested in her: “I was 20 lbs heavier and trying real hard to work it off at the gym and my trainer asked me out. He took me to Sizzler and gave me his head shot and asked me if I could get him in my agency. I knew it wasn’t the extra 20 lbs that turned him on!”


Tori Spelling

Tori’s first date was her worst – she went out with an upcoming actor but felt sick throughout: “He called and asked if I was free to go to dinner Friday at 8pm. I said yes. I was feeling sick. Actually, the room started spinning at this point. When suddenly his dimples started floating up on his forehead I knew I had to find a bathroom and quick. I excused myself from the riveting conversation and bolted for the bathroom. I just kept telling myself, ‘Don’t make eye contact with the restaurant patrons, or their amazingly delicious meals, and walk straight.’ “

“”Then, I saw it, the door. The bathroom door! Five more steps and I’d be safely in a bathroom stall where I could puke my guts out. I pushed open the door, and walked right into the kitchen. The whole kitchen staff looked up at me. I put my hands up to cover my mouth, but I knew it was too late. A waiter rushed over with a massive copper saucepan where I proceeded to vomit the four rum and cokes and the cliff bar I had had at 11am into it.”

Tina Fey

Tina’s worst date happened up a mountain with a show-off guy who ended up hurting himself: “One time a guy invited me to go mountain climbing on a date, and he fell off the mountain … he was showing off, and he just fell.”

Reese Witherspoon

Reese once dated a player who kept a drawer full of toothbrushes for all his sleepovers: “I have seen the toothbrush drawer, I woke up with the toothbrushes and it was horrifying. Had an experience where I opened up the closet looking for a washing machine or something, and it was like a line of bikinis… different sizes of bikinis with the tags on them. I was like ‘Oh God’.”

Kimberly Wyatt

Kimberly went on a date with an Italian reality star which didn’t go as planned: “I went to his house and I knew that he had been on a reality show. We’re chilling and all of a sudden, he’s got, like, all of his computer equipment everywhere and I didn’t really understand. I just went with it, kind of got to know him… didn’t like him anyway. “So I got home and I looked at his website and he had his own home chatroom and he recorded everything in his house! I don’t know (if he recorded me). It was gross.”

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