5 Celebrities Who Think Their Pets Are Gay

Posted by PZ on March 25th, 2014

While pets may not be able to throw themselves coming out parties, these 5 celebrities are convinced their pets are gay. Believing their dog has found love or is attracted to animals of the same sex, these stars have noticed their pets’ behavior and think they’re definitely gay.

Adrien Brody

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Adrien once bought two goats and realized they were gay: “The more well-endowed goat took a liking to the other one and I swear it was traumatic. There was a lot of crying and goat noises and I felt incredibly guilty and I didn’t know what to do. I had homosexual goats. It’s best when you have goats that are that gay to just let them free… because I felt that they were in captivity and the one was receiving a lot of aggression on the other one’s behalf… so I sent them off to Sonoma (California).”

 

Cheryl Cole
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Cheryl thinks her chihuahua Buster is gay: “I have two Chihuahuas, Buster and Coco, and I have two Jack Russells that live in Newcastle.Buster is definitely gay. He loves the other boys”.

Jessica Simpson
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Jessica has a dog named Daisy who she says has found love with another female dog: “Daisy and her best friend Bella back together again. Lesbian lovas forever! (sic)”

Robin Williams
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Robin says his rescue dog is gay: “I also have a gay rescue pug called Leonard, who I take for walks because I am very secure in my sexuality. He has a boyfriend and they are planning to adopt a Siamese kitten together. We’re very modern.”

Scarlett Johansson
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Scarlett believes her dog is gay: “He’s really annoying but we love him. He drools and he farts a lot. It is just absolutely painful. It’s thick and moist – a horrible combination. We (also) think my dog is gay. We’re not sure, but we really think he’s gay. It’s the same as people, you know. It’s kind of a genetic thing. At first, I think my stepdad kind of denied it but he’s very open-minded and we eventually just sort of gave in.”




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