Yes, there’s a Michael Lohan Jr. And, he has opinions.

Posted by Rebecca on September 30th, 2010

Yes, there is a Michael Lohan, Jr. He’s 22. He’s sorta obscure. I mean, he can’t be that important because he doesn’t even have a wikipedia page! Geez. Even I have a wikipedia page, and I’m a nobody.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Wednesday July 1 2009. Lindsay Lohan has a tear in her eye after the paparazzi sang Happy Birthday to her as she left Bardot lounge in LA. The birthday girl was with a group of friends including her younger brother, Michael, who was driving the car. Photograph: © David Tonnessen,

Here he is, looking like gay vampire jailbait.  But hey, at least he’s diluted/sympathetic. According to,  little Michael feels for big, fucked up sis:

“People she was surrounded by – enablers, leeches, whatever you’d like to call it – made things very difficult,” he says. “It’s quite strenuous to right your wrongs when the people around you help justify your actions. Therefore, cloudy judgment made it easy for her to neglect those trying to guide her.”

Okay- what people? Again, does she even have any money anymore?  Nowadays, following Lindsay Lohan is like following Jessica Simpson’s hair stylist or like, a D list circus.  Nice work, Mike. With any luck, you’ll marry someone quick and move to Amherst or some shit.

Category: Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family