Who Wore It Best: Jenny McCarthy vs. Dina Lohan

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

14 August 2010 - Las Vegas, Nevada - Jenny McCarthy. Jenny McCarthy hosts the 4th annual Midsummer Night's Dream at Palms Pool and Bungalows at the Palm Resort Hotel and Casino. Photo Credit: MJT/AdMedia43681, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Sunday July 18 2010. Dina Lohan arrives at the Pickford Lofts sober living facility - where daughter Lindsay is currently residing - at 3am Sunday morning. The mother of the troubled actress appeared to have had an accident before arriving at the residence, sporting white stains on her skinny black jeans. The Pickford Lofts sober living house was founded by Lindsay's new attorney, Robert L Shapiro, after losing his son to the disease of chemical dependence . Lindsay, 24, is scheduled to enter prison later this month to serve a 90 day sentence for violating the terms of her probabtion stemming from a 2007 DUI charge. Photograph:  David Tonnessen, PacificCoastNews.com

Actress/comedienne Jenny McCarthy and horrible mother/person Dina Lohan were both seen out and about wearing the same combination of overly tan face and long, bottle-blonde hair. But which irrelevant celebrity wore it better?

McCarthy accessorized with a statement harem-girl costume, complete with delightfully gaudy gold jewellry and several feet of cleavage. Her clown-paint is as subtle and sexy as any porn star’s, and it’s expertly spackled on her face, which has been exquisitely Botoxed.

Dinasaur, on the other hand, went in a more casual direction, choosing a cracked-out expression and liver spots to play up her desperate attempt at remaining youthful. Her crinkly turkey neck is a charming vintage touch, and her suede jacket beautifully compliments her leathery complexion.

Both of these ladies have put forth an impressive amount of effort to fool people into think they’re attractive, and both carry off the look as well as the timeless icon of blonde bombshell beauty who inspired it: Pamela Anderson.

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Category: Jenny McCarthy, Lohan Family, Moxie, Pamela Anderson