Whitney Houston: “Crack Is Cheap, Wack…Got Any Blow?”

Posted by Moxie on July 19th, 2010

BERLIN - MAY 12: US-American singer Whitney Houston performs live during a concert at the O2 World on May 12, 2010 in Berlin, Germany. The concert is part of the 2010 Nothing But Love tour to promote the album I Look To You. (Photo by Jakubaszek/Getty Images)

Respected journalistic outlet the National Enquirer is reporting that Whitney Houston’s drug habit is astronomical figures, in the sense that a) she’s spending ridiculous sums of money on b) piles of coke that reach to the moon.

drug habit is supposedly costing her $6,300 per week, totaling to more than $350,000 a year. Although she’s been in rehab twice, she can’t seem to kick the habit; Houston’s appearance on Oprah in September of last year sparked rumors that she was on drugs again, partly because she admitted to smoking weed laced with crack, and partly because she looked like freakin’ crackhead. The Enquirer alleges that her friends and family are predicting that Whitney will die within months, which is probably a better deal for anyone who bought tickets for her trainwreck Nothing But Love tour.

My crystal bong is telling me this is Whit-Whit’s next step:

Category: Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Moxie