Weird Story of the Day: Simon Cowell is Slyly Boning Carmen Electra

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Do not read if you are allergic to old man grossness. Simon Cowell and Carmen Electra have basically admitted that they’re doing each other. Simon may not want to admit that she’s his girlfriend, because that would simply be too affectionate for him, but he does say that they’ve been on a few dates together and he thinks she’s “adorable” which is kind of a word for a puppy or baby and sounds vaguely demoralizing, but alas, it’s Cowell, the man of the ice stare and comments that make people insta-cry. He commented:

“She’s not my girlfriend. We’re people who date. She’s adorable, isn’t she?”

Carmen didn’t seem to mind Cowell’s ‘no girlfriend’ approach though, she admitted that she enjoys their no strings attached relationship, stating that when he’s in town they often see each other:

“We worked together on Britain’s Got Talent… I really like him. I think he’s really cool. Now, obviously he’s in town (Los Angeles) with The X Factor and we’ve started to hang out and we’ve become friends. I think he’s a great guy.”

Gross or just plain weirdness?