Vince Vaughn To Have Giant, Sarcastic Child

Posted by Moxie on July 13th, 2010

CHICAGO - JUNE 12: Vince Vaughn and Kyla Weber attends the Chicago International Film Festival at the Museum of Science and Industry on June 12, 2010 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Tasos Katopodis/Getty Images for NBC)

Former actor Vince Vaughn (he is former, right? He’s made like one movie in the past two years) and his wife, Canadian real estate agent Kyla Weber, are expecting their first child. The couple married in January in a small, private ceremony at their home in Chicago, almost a year after Vaughn proposed on Valentine’s Day with a 4-carat ring that cost a cool quarter-mil.

Well, congratulations to them. Vince is weird-looking but oddly attractive when he’s not fat, she’s cute, and they’re rich, so this kid has a decent chance. Unless, of course, he goes around pre-school telling everyone they’re so money, in which case someone will need to smack the douche outta him.

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