Two People No One Has Heard Of Get Divorced For A Stupid Reason

Posted by Moxie on August 10th, 2010

The Fifth Annual Maxim Hot 100 Party held at The Paramount studios in Los Angeles, California on May 19th, 2010. Jonathan Schaech, Jenna Kramer         Fame Pictures, Inc

I don’t know why I insist on writing stories about sub-Z-list people in Hollywood, but since LiLo’s in rehab and Mel Gibson hasn’t said anything in the past few days that tops threats of being sexually assaulted by various minorities, this is what I’ve come to. C’mon, Tinseltown, gimme a trainwreck. Mama’s gotta keep herself in Starbucks chai lattes (1 latte = ~15 posts).

The latest Hollywood marriage to flame out ridiculously quickly is that of ex-Mr. Christina Applegate Jonathan Schaech and One Tree Hill‘s Jana Rae Kramer (side note: second most white-trashy name on The CW after “Shenae Grimes.”) Schaech and Kramer are 14 years apart in age, and apparently Kramer thinks that a 40-year-old man shouldn’t live in an apartment the size of the college dorm room she just vacated, so now they’re broken up. A month after they got married. Good Lord.

According to the reports, it’s not so much the apartment that was the problem as the fact that he refused to look for something that would suit both of them, but C’MON. Really? Buy the apartment next to his and smash out the wall! Or learn to live with it! Or talk about these things before you get married! Although it can’t be to be married to someone so unrecognizable that whenever their name is mentioned, you go, “Who? Oh, whatsitsface.”

Category: Celebrity Breakups, Christina Applegate, Moxie, Shenae Grimes