The Situation Wants You To Wear Him Like A Cheap Suit

Posted by Moxie on June 24th, 2010

June 9, 2010 - Nashville, TN - Mike the Situation Sorrentino of the Jersey Shore. Blue carpet arrivals for the 2010 CMT Music Awards held at the Bridgestone Arena. Photo credit: Dan Harr/Admedia

Not him, actually, just his clothing line. And it’ll be ugly, but it will probably be insanely expensive, too. Everything will still smell like Nightswept and Dep, though.

The Situation
(I’m not even going to pretend he has a real name) is collaborating with Dilligaf by Bohica Bill (geh?) to create a line of “wearable art”. The designers are pretending to be excited about this “opportunity” because of The Situation’s “irreverent,” fun-loving perspective. Oh, please, he’s not irreverent, he’s just dumb and doesn’t know it.

“Wearable art,” huh? So that’s what they’re calling vaguely Gothic lettering intertwined with barbed wire surrounding an Italian flag? Does “wearable art” always have ab-window cut outs? Or stripper-snaps pants’ seams in case you convince someone that a hot tub is a cure for being wasted? I can already tell this line is going to sell like gangbusters. The only way it could fail is if The Situation includes a free CD single of his rap song with every purchase.

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