The Hills

Will The Hills Be Turned Into A Movie?

Posted by Katie F. on August 10th, 2011

Photo: Are Lauren, Audrina, Lo, and Kristen coming to the big screen? Rumor has it that The Hills is going to be turned into a feature film. According to Ryan Seacrest, there is talk that the MTV reality show will be turned into a movie. No word on whether it will be filmed documentary […]

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Heidi Montag Can’t Dance with the Stars.

Posted by Rebecca on January 17th, 2011

Whatever will she DO???!  Maybe she can consult one of her husband’s healing crystals. Apparently, Heidi wanted so badly to do Dancing with the Stars, but she was forced to turn it down due to contractual agreements she made when she sign up for The Hills.  Back in 2008, her agent pitched the show’s hosting […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Dancing With The Stars, Heidi Montag, The Hills

Heidi Montag is the Dumbest Person on Earth.

Posted by Rebecca on November 19th, 2010

Congrats, Ms. Montag.  You’re in danger of things like bleeding too much and choking on things that you don’t chew well enough. Why? Because you’re a big freaking idiot.

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

10 Worst Dressed Emmy Attendees

Posted by Rebecca on August 31st, 2010

I love the Emmys. I love the Emmys. I love the Emmys.  And I don’t even watch that much tv.  What I love to watch are stars getting all fancy and the general population realizing that they aren’t FASHION DESIGNERS, they’re actors.  They’ll wear what they’ll wear, stylists be damned. Though many ladies looked gorgeous […]

Tags:January Jones, Kevin Bacon, Lists, The Hills

15 Hot N’ Cute Reality Stars

Posted by Rebecca on August 10th, 2010

Okay, we’re all money grubbing fame whores, right?  Who can blame people for wanting attention?  The Kardashians did it.  Tyra Banks did it.  Hell, even Rod Blagojevitch did it.  Granted, most reality stars are soulless, but  at least SOME are easy on the eyes.  Here’s a salute to being hot n’ cute, you know- like […]

Tags:Britain's Next Top Model, Brody Jenner, Celebrity Photos, Lists, Reality TV, Red Carpet, So You Think You Can Dance, Television, The Bachelor, The Hills, Uncategorized

Spencer Pratt Is Hilarious But Only When Pretending To Be Someone Else

Posted by Moxie on July 14th, 2010

Since he was barred from the set of The Hills series finale for being a jackass with potentially communicable insanity (I’m thinking some sort of brain worm you get by being bitten), Spencer Pratt decided to gracefully accept the producers’ decision and make alternative plans for that day to keep his mind occupied elsewhere. Psssh, […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Moxie, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, Television, The Hills, Uncategorized

Malibu Heidi Files For Legal Separation From PTSD G.I. Jackass

Posted by Moxie on June 8th, 2010

Worst Lithuanian knock-off toys ever (now with your daily dose of cadmium!). Also, possibly the most confusing headline I’ve ever typed. Basically, Heidi Montag has filed for legal separation from her jackass husband (that part is pretty clear) Spencer Pratt. Despite speculation that this whole break-up is a publicity stunt, Heidi actually went to the […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Heidi Montag, Lauren Conrad, Moxie, Spencer Pratt, The Hills

Whitney Port “In Shock” Over Crazy Hills Cast

Posted by PZ on May 17th, 2010

Whitney Port must be glad she left The Hills just before things got really crazy. Now she is the star of The City, and she says she is glad that she doesn’t have to deal with the crazy cast members who have left her in shock. In an interview recently, she says that (without mentioning […]

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Has Heidi Montag Been Cut From The Hills Finale?

Posted by PZ on May 13th, 2010

Rumor has it that Heidi Montag has been axed from the season finale of The Hills. All of the girls were invited to a meeting recently, to discuss how they’d like to end the show, and  Heidi wasn’t even invited. A source confirmed that the creator of the show, Adam DiVello doesn’t think that Heidi […]

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“Hello Pot?”, It’s Kettle, your black. Spencer says Heidi’s mom is “just a vagina”

Posted by Christine on May 11th, 2010

In tonight’s episode of the Hills, Spencer Pratt, the biggest douchebag on planet Earth shares his thoughts about Heidi’s mom.  “She’s not God, She didn’t make Heidi.  She’s just a vagina.”  If Heidi could run I would suggest she do that but sadly the doctors removed her feet because they made her ass look big.  […]

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“She looks like Barbie” says Audrina Patridge of Heidi Montag. Yeah, scary as shit, fake, too many surgeries Barbie

Posted by Christine on April 27th, 2010

Kristin Cavallari was in New York City yesterday talking up the final season of The Hills starting tonight on MTV at 10 p.m.  Laguna Beach alum Cavallari was quoted as saying she thought fellow costar Montag looked good while Audrina Patridge also a cast member of the MTV hit was quoted as saying she didn’t […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery, The Hills