Spencer Pratt Is Hilarious But Only When Pretending To Be Someone Else

Posted by Moxie on July 14th, 2010

Since he was barred from the set of The Hills series finale for being a jackass with potentially communicable insanity (I’m thinking some sort of brain worm you get by being bitten), Spencer Pratt decided to gracefully accept the producers’ decision and make alternative plans for that day to keep his mind occupied elsewhere. Psssh, […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Moxie, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, Television, The Hills, Uncategorized

Everything In Kate Gosselin’s Life Is Fake

Posted by Moxie on July 14th, 2010

That’s almost not hyperbole. All the fake things about Kate: her hair, her wrinkle-free forehead, her stomach, her personality, her mixed-in-test-tube kids, and now, apparently, the work permits for said Shake ‘n’ Bake babies. Representative Thomas Murt, a Republican from the Montgomery/Philadelphia district, has written to the state labor secretary and attorney general questioning why […]

Tags:Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin, Moxie, Reality TV, Sandra Bullock, Television

The Situation Gives BP The Business

Posted by Moxie on July 14th, 2010

Actually, “The Business” would be a great Jersey Shore nickname, but in this case, it’s just The Situation’s opinion on the way the BP oil spill will affect beach culture. And regardless of how you feel about his expertise on things like fragrances, clothing, rap, women, or not being a huge creeper, you have to […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, Snooki, Television

Hayden Christiansen Suing USA Network, Woodenly & With Too Much CGI

Posted by Moxie on July 7th, 2010

Now that he’s no longer got Rachel Bilson’s adorable button-nose to distract him, Hayden Christiansen has filed a lawsuit against USA Network alleging that they stole an idea for a TV show that he and his brother pitched in 2005. The show in question is Royal Pains, which is about a “concierge doctor” who attends […]

Tags:Legal Woes, Moxie, Rachel Bilson, Television, Twilight

TV Round-Up!

Posted by Moxie on June 17th, 2010

– What’s Smuldering behind her sapphire eyes? Sapphic desires! Possibly. And only for the character she plays on TV. Cobie Smulders of CBS’ How I Met Your Mother has presented the possibility that her character Robin Scherbatsky might be a lesbian, after five seasons of being unlucky in love with the fellas. Dubbing Robin “kind […]

Tags:Cory Monteith, Daniel Radcliffe, Glee, Harry Potter, Moxie, Television

But Wait, There’s More Kate!

Posted by Alyssa on May 27th, 2010

Just when you thought you had gotten away from Kate Gosselin after her dismissal on Dancing With the Stars, TLC has announced a spin-off from Jon and Kate Plus 8. The show will be called oh so creatively enough, Kate Plus 8, and will highlight “the new, single-working-mother side of Kate in her solo spinoff […]

Tags:Kate Gosselin, Reality TV, Television

Spencer And Heidi Will Continue To Chronicle Their Mental Illnesses

Posted by Moxie on April 28th, 2010

Spencer Pratt and his flesh-colored beard, a.k.a Heidi “Dark Matter Tits” Montag, are getting their own reality show. Huzzah! Although I don’t think you can call it a reality show if one of the leads is 93% plastic and the other one has a paparazzo camera where his d*ck should be. So far it doesn’t […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Moxie, Reality TV, Spencer Pratt, Television

Somewhere, Millions Of “LOST” Fans Spontaneously Nerdgasmed

Posted by Moxie on April 22nd, 2010

photo courtesy of Defamer and someone soon to be a former ABC employee …and they didn’t know why, but that’s nothing new. No, what was strange about this was the sense that it was…premature? Turns out it was probably caused by a spoileriffic call sheet for Lost that a crew member left in a restaurant. […]

Tags:Lost, Moxie, Television

Going Gaga For Glee!

Posted by Moxie on April 16th, 2010

I’m an unabashed Gleek. Like a hardcore, soundtrack-singing, line-quoting squeeing shipper of a fan. Part of what I love about the show, though, are all the surprised it throws at the audience, so I generally try to avoid spoilers, but this is tooooo good to not report on. Kristin Dos Santos of E!‘s Watch with […]

Tags:Glee, Lady Gaga, Moxie, Television

Coco’s Final Stand: O’Brien’s Move to TBS

Posted by Alyssa on April 12th, 2010

In what seems to be a final stand from late-night comedian, Conan O’Brien, the comic will soon be premiering a new show on TBS. Instead of moving his show to Fox, TBS has picked up the program, which will begin airing in November, Monday- Thursday at 11PM. Even after all of the protest surrounding O’Brien […]

Tags:Comedians, Conan O'Brien, Television

Are You Brave Enough To Sleep In The Jersey Shore House?

Posted by Alyssa on March 10th, 2010

If you have all of your shots and feel like Seaside, New Jersey is where you want to spend your vacation, you can now rent the Jersey Shore house for $2500 per night. If you, like others, just want to take a look inside the house, don’t even think about it, because to get in, […]

Tags:Jersey Shore, Television