It’s Not You, It’s Me: Why I Love to Hate The Bachelor

Posted by Jamie on March 3rd, 2012

ABC – The Bachelor I hope you weren’t playing a drinking game that involved taking a shot every time the word “vulnerable” was said by Lindzi, or every time Courtney nervously touched her hair on this past Monday night’s episode of ABC’s The Bachelor. Because you probably would have passed out after the first hour. […]


Another Teen Mom Getting Hitched?

Posted by Rebecca on June 9th, 2011

Photo: Great! More AMAZING decisions being made, all over this Shiite-for-brains country! Teen Mom Maci Bookout, 19, and that really blonde college dude she dated briefly in season two, Kyle (23) would rather keep the details of their relationship private….sort of. They told Hollybaby that they were up and running off to the Little […]

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Humans are Trash.

Posted by Rebecca on May 6th, 2011

Photo: So, the top 10 baby names are out, and guess what? Many come from um, questionable pop culture sources, MSN says. Top girls names are Isabella, Sophia, Emma and Ava. Top boys names are Jacob, Ethan and Michael. Msnbc says, “While MTV’s “Teen Mom” reality series might be viewed as a cautionary tale […]

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Shocker: Teen Mom2’s Jenelle Evans Arrested.

Posted by Kate on March 28th, 2011

Photo Courtesy:   A not so reality TV shocker, Teen Mom 2’s Jenelle Evans was arrested today for a ‘simple assault’ in North Carolina.  The reality star was taken into custody after a video of her in a physical altercation with another girl rumored to be over Evan’s boyfriend Keiffer Delp, surfaced on the internet. […]

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Bachelor Picks Emily Maynard

Posted by Rebecca on March 15th, 2011

now she can finally change her name from something that sounds like a European mayonnaise derivative to the most country bumpkinest name ever.  Oh yeah, here’s a picture of our famed winner, presumably at a dentists office. And I do mean WINNER. VICTOR.  She won.  As far as romance…well, not so much. Emily Maynard, who […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Celebrity Wedding, Television

Serene Branson: Troubled by “Migrane Aura”

Posted by Rebecca on February 18th, 2011

Remember how Serene Branson was thought to have a stroke when she went from talking like a human being to incomprehensible stuttering and gobbledygook? False alarm. According to an accredited doctor,  Branson was suffering from “migrane aura,” which has stroke like symptoms. “It’s as if there’s a wave that’s shutting down functions through the brain […]

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Christina Aguilera Messes Up The National Anthem

Posted by Katie F. on February 7th, 2011

Christina Aguilera’s performance Sunday night was attention grabbing, but for the wrong reason. She kicked off the Super Bowl by singing the National Anthem. However, she left out an entire line. At the point when she was supposed to sing, “O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming,” she instead sang a line similar […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Christina Aguilera, Television

Amber Portwood Makes WHAT?

Posted by Rebecca on December 30th, 2010

I can’t even type right now. I think I just had a minor, Portwood-fuelled stroke. Jesus christ. Okay, let me backtrack.  You see,  after Amber was booked on two felony accounts of EX-BOYFRIEND BEATING (yeah, it’s a real charge, people. I’m a lawyer and also a beater upper of people, so I should know),  she […]

Tags:Amber Portwood, Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Scandal, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, MTV, Teen Mom, Television

Spinoff Alert: DJ Pauly D.

Posted by Rebecca on December 24th, 2010

Surprised, peanut gallery? I bet Snooki AND her breasts are.  Or, her pouf.  You can pick which part of her body you’d like to imagine right now. I take particular interest in this story because DJ Pauly D was getting a tour of my 24 hour fitness (the Hollywood Branch).  As it is a poor […]

Tags:Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Heroes, Jersey Shore, Pauly D, Television

Cindy Barshop New Addition to NY Gaggle of Harpies.

Posted by Rebecca on December 24th, 2010

Well, Bravo.  You’ve made it official!  Congrats, Cindy Barshop…you’re the newest aging cash cow on the Bravo hit series, The Real Housewives of New York. The woman in question. When not whoring herself to the Gods of reality television, you can find Barshop as the head of the “Completely Bare” chain of day spas.  Her […]

Tags:Celebrity Endorsements, Real Housewives of New York, Television

The Walking Dead…too good for a writing staff?

Posted by Rebecca on December 1st, 2010

Writer/executive producer/director/dickhead Frank Darabont of the hit AMC series The Walking Dead has let go of all of his writers for the second season. Zombie say whaaa? That’s pretty unheard of on new shows, though network television series are known to go through some drastic transformations after the first season. Still…to let go of all […]

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Minka Whosit is the Sexiest Woman On Earth?

Posted by Rebecca on October 12th, 2010

According to Esquire magazine,  the sexiest woman alive is Minka Kelly, who isn’t even a model or a movie star, but some gal on “Friday Night Lights,” a show that I didn’t even realize still aired. Hottest person on earth or vacant schoolgirl? Does this mean I’m a recluse cat lady, or a normal human […]

Tags:Minka Kelly, Models, Television

Teen Mom updates: Amber’s getting help for her anger and Maci isn’t a cheater.

Posted by Christine on October 6th, 2010

  In the new issue of US Weekly, Teen Mom’s Farrah, Amber, Maci, and Catelynn dish about their lives and the second season of their MTV show which aired last night.  Amber tells the mag she’s getting help for her anger issues after last week’s explosive argument with baby daddy Gary during which she punched […]

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Christina Hendricks Smokes.

Posted by Rebecca on October 6th, 2010

…along with lots of other people, I’m sure. Still, because we are all secret famewhores, this is news. Hendricks, with a different accessory. According to one of my favorite websites (besides this one! Besides this one!), The Superficial, Chrissy likes some nicotine in her ample body. I mean god, is that any way to be […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Scandal, Christina Hendricks, Mad Men, Television

Punk’d Is Back and Even Lamer.

Posted by Rebecca on October 6th, 2010

Why? Because JUSTIN BIEBER might be hosting, according to and the entertainment section of New York Magazine (entertainment used very, very loosely). Bieber, with his version of a trucker cap. Yes, the douche legacy continues.  And don’t worry, we aren’t going to be entirely rid of Ashton Kutcher…he’s signed on as executive producer! Wow. […]

Tags:Ashton Kutcher, Justin Bieber, Television

Dog The Bounty Hunter Kicked In Too Many Doors.

Posted by Rebecca on October 5th, 2010

Was that in poor taste? Maybe. But who really even knows who he is? He’s like a more redneck Hulk Hogan.  Anyhow, I do feel for the guy.  According to,  Dwayne Chapman was admitted to the ER at the UCLA medical center with extreme pain in his left leg feared to be a blood […]

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Surgery, Television

Is she or isn’t she? MTV Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham preggers again?

Posted by Christine on September 29th, 2010

Well it depends on which magazine you believe.  In corner number one, we have OK! magazine claiming from an unnamed source that Farrah looked a little heavy in the tummy at an event in her hometown on Sept. 18.  In corner number 2 we have Farrah herself telling US Weekly that she’s not preggers and […]

Tags:Reality TV, Teen Mom, Television

Lone Star- Now You See It, Now You Don’t.

Posted by Rebecca on September 29th, 2010

Remember that show that had just one episode air? Something about a con man? Something about being critically acclaimed? Oh yeah, Lone Star. Well, it’s canceled.  BYE! Series creator Kyle Killen says: “For [Lone Star] to survive we’re going to have to pull off a minor miracle,” he wrote. “Statistically, new shows tend to lose […]


Justin Bieber Is Going To Win All The Emmys

Posted by Moxie on September 13th, 2010

And they aren’t even going to wait until next year! The Academy of Televisual Whoozywhatsits is going to have super-special program dedicated solely to Justin Bieber. He’s going to squeak pubescently and flail in a vaguely choreographed manner and smile gummily all while wearing one of Justin Timberlake’s old *NSYNC tracksuits. It will be marvelous, […]

Tags:Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Moxie, Television

10 Hottest Celebrity Chefs

Posted by Rebecca on August 26th, 2010

Food shows are so hot right now. And know what? So are the people that cook on them. Chefs have transcended the Paula Deen image and become…well, just super fuckable. Now it seems as though us feisty consumers want people who will cook great food, but will look good, too. Sexy and can cook? Sign […]

Tags:Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Health Fads, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Talent, Lists, Television, Top Chef

Julianna Margulies Needs To Relax

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

But don’t suggest a good romp in the hay as the cure for what ails her because she will probably seduce you and then rip your head off. Margulies and other castmembers of The Good Wife were in a press-session when the star started bragging about the “groundbreaking” oral sex scene that this season would […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, J-WOWW, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Television

15 Hot N’ Cute Reality Stars

Posted by Rebecca on August 10th, 2010

Okay, we’re all money grubbing fame whores, right?  Who can blame people for wanting attention?  The Kardashians did it.  Tyra Banks did it.  Hell, even Rod Blagojevitch did it.  Granted, most reality stars are soulless, but  at least SOME are easy on the eyes.  Here’s a salute to being hot n’ cute, you know- like […]

Tags:Britain's Next Top Model, Brody Jenner, Celebrity Photos, Lists, Reality TV, Red Carpet, So You Think You Can Dance, Television, The Bachelor, The Hills, Uncategorized

10 Jersey Shore Fashion Crimes

Posted by Rebecca on August 5th, 2010

Jersey Shore is TV crack cocaine. As soon as we tried it, we couldn’t get enough. Though I’m ashamed to say I watch the show, I’m not ashamed to say that I wholeheartedly disagree with this whole Guido/Guidette fashion direction. I mean, does everyone want to look like a living, walking anus? Apparently so. And […]

Tags:Celebrity Photos, Jersey Shore, Lists, Snooki, Television

NBC Is Gracious, Run By Good Sports

Posted by Moxie on July 20th, 2010

In a move that probably shouldn’t be surprising, considering that the network is run by ginger-hating villains who sit around twirling their mustaches while thinking up ways to deprive the world of laughter, NBC has decided that the Emmys telecast will not include the category for which Conan O’Brien’s Tonight Show was nominated. But I […]

Tags:Conan O'Brien, Jay Leno, Moxie, Television