Taylor Lautner Is Whiny

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

NEW YORK - JUNE 28: Actor Taylor Lautner attends The Cinema Society & Piaget screening of 'Twilight Saga: Eclipse' at the Crosby Street Hotel on June 28, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Andrew H. Walker/Getty Images)

Taylor Lautner is possibly the most bland, anodyne celebrities to ever come along; I won’t even call him a heartthrob because anyone whose heart starts beating faster for this guy is probably suffering from some sort of congenital ailment. But at the very least, his blandness indicated that he wasn’t a typical Hollywood bitch – boring, but nice.

Or not. According to TMZ, Lautner is suing an RV company that was supposed to provide him with a luxe trailer to hang out in while the crew fixed the equipment he drained of power due to the suckhole of energy that is his personality. The company didn’t show up with the trailer by the deadline, so poor wittle Taylor had to – I dunno, sit outside with the plebes? Lounge around in someone else’s trailer? Pout in an RV that didn’t come equipped with a champagne hot tub? In any case, the brat is suing for “emotional distress” and “annoyance”, and trying to collect $7 million for the $300,000 trailer.

Oh, whatever. You want to sue for breach of contract and collect damages in the amount of whatever you shelled out for alternate accommodations? Fine. That’s reasonable. But throwing a hissy fit because your My-Size Barbie Glamour Camper didn’t show and then suing for the equivalent of your salary…dick move, dude, all the more impressive from someone whose testicles haven’t even dropped.

Category: Celebrity Stupidity, Legal Woes, Moxie