Spinoff Alert: DJ Pauly D.

Posted by Rebecca on December 24th, 2010

Surprised, peanut gallery? I bet Snooki AND her breasts are.  Or, her pouf.  You can pick which part of her body you’d like to imagine right now.

I take particular interest in this story because DJ Pauly D was getting a tour of my 24 hour fitness (the Hollywood Branch).  As it is a poor person’s gym and does not have a tanning salon, I was both surprised and enthusiastic by my weird-haired visitor.

But, I digress…

MTV just announced a deal that Pauly D will have a spinoff.  And, there was stiff competition with the likes of The Situation, JWoww and of course, Snooki.  A Pilot has been made, people! A pilot has been made!

MTV programming Vice President Chris Linn said in a statement by New York Daily News that,

“At the heart of Jersey Shore is the unique and genuine cast and Pauly D truly embodies both qualities,”
Uh…does that even make sense?  You mean that Pauli D embodies the cast (has sex with them?) or is unique and genuine? Check your modifiers, people!
Genius Chris Linn goes on to say…
“He has distinguished himself onscreen as the fun-loving, well-coiffed and dependable guy you can’t help but want to hang out with. We know viewers are curious about his life away from the shore, and we look forward to exploring new possibilities around that.”
God, they make him out to be like a Rhodes Scholar.  Yes, he’s a well-rounded, distinguished gentleman. Right? Puke.

Category: Celebrity Endorsements, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Heroes, Jersey Shore, Pauly D, Television