Somewhere, Millions Of “LOST” Fans Spontaneously Nerdgasmed

Posted by Moxie on April 22nd, 2010

photo courtesy of Defamer and someone soon to be a former ABC employee

…and they didn’t know why, but that’s nothing new. No, what was strange about this was the sense that it was…premature?

Turns out it was probably caused by a spoileriffic call sheet for Lost that a crew member left in a restaurant. Defamer’s got a scan of the sheet, which has been confirmed as real by an ABC rep, who is probably none too happy about it.

Since I don’t give a hoot about this show and don’t feel like trying to make sense of the details, here’s what the Defamer crew gleaned from the sheet (SPOILERS. MAYBE.):

Well, it mentions skeleton props. Which, to us, means the Adam & Eve skeletons from wayyy back in season one. Show captains Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse promised that they would answer that mystery for us, so perhaps we get it in the finale.

There is also a lot of language about people being lowered on ropes into waterfalls or something. The boys (there are no girl characters listed on the sheet) are off on some sort of rope-climbing adventure involving water and light. Water and light that Jack is “consumed” by. So make of that what you will.

Jack gets a nosebleed. Like a time sickness nosebleed? MYSTERY.

Most importantly, what does it mean when it says “Jack in Hell”?? That’s capital-H Hell. That’s real Hell. Are we going to Hell on Lost? We just might be.

I don’t care where they go as long as this show ends. Moxie = officially over it.

Here’s a larger version.

Category: Lost, Moxie, Television