Someday There Will Be No More Ways To Make Fun Of Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

42065, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - Monday June 28 2010. Lindsay Lohan pops into Rite Aid in Hollywood to pick up some over-the-counter medication - Rotho, eye drops which relieve irritated, dry, red eyes. Lilo was wearing an interesting ensemble including black sequined hotpants paired with a Harley Davidson t-shirt and knee high boots. The combination of the shorts and the black boots, which help to hide her SCRAM bracelet, exposed her fake-tanned legs. Photograph:  David Tonnessen,

And that day will be when she’s caught boning one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (I’m guessing…Pestilence) and we all die with smirks on our faces, our accusatory pointer fingers withering away to ash. Till then…hey, guess what, dumb old Lindsay is as financially savvy as she is sober! (And none of that spray-tan SCRAM crap. She be boozin’.)

This time, LiLo is being sued for almost $17 thousand dollars in unpaid shoe bills. The lawsuit alleges that Lohan charged multiple pairs of shoes over several months, saying that her business manager would pay the bills. However, her manager only paid the store $180, which, fun fact!, is about 1% of what was owed. The plaintiffs are the owners of the Los Angeles-based boutique Tough As Nails, and they are apparently Dumb As Stumps because they predicated Lohan’s credit on her “well known status as a movie actress with substantial income.” Dude. She shopped there 6 months ago, not six years ago. The only people who think Lindsay Lohan is a “well known movie actress with substantial income” have spent the last decade on in a cave, on Mars, with their eyes shut and their fingers in their ears.

I guess Lindsay will just have to curtail her shopping for now. I almost feel bad for her…no drinking, no retail therapy. At least there’s always ice cream…oh, wait.

Category: Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie, Uncategorized