Sofia Vergara Will Make Your Boyfriend Very Happy (In The Pants)

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

29 August 2010 - Los Angeles, California - Sofia Vergara. 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards held at NOKIA Theatre L.A. LIVE. Photo Credit: Byron Purvis/AdMedia

According to People, Modern Family star and disgustingly hot actress Sofia Vergara has promised to run naked through Hollywood in response to her show’s Emmy win for Best Comedy. The producers of the show took out an ad in the trade papers claiming that Vergara would streak if the show won (although they added a disclaimer that that cast member could change at any time). Vergara, 38, said,

“Listen, I’m not afraid of anything. I’m Colombian,”

and later told Billy Bush that she had already held up her end of the bargain:

“Yes, I mean, I’m fast. I run fast. They zipped me and they sent me to do press.”

Obviously, she didn’t really do this, because I think I would have heard about a Beijing-style traffic jam on Wilshire Boulevard due to network television’s largest pair of natural breasts taking themselves out for an airing. Not to mention noticed every heterosexual male in America glued to YouTube, replaying the video over…and over…and over…

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