Snooki’s Birthday, Sponsored by LifeStyles Condoms.

Posted by Rebecca on November 15th, 2010

Appropriate!  And, disgusting.

Nov. 7, 2010 - Madrid, California, Spain - Singer Snooki from MTV show ''Jersey Shore'' arrives at the MTV EMAs - Europe Music Awards - at Caja Magica in Madrid, Spain, on November 7th, 2010. K66930AM. © Red Carpet Pictures

Freebies and handjobs available upon request.

The New York Post reports Snooki’s 23rd birthday is going to be a big one, with lots of hot sex.  Well, sex, probably.  She’s throwing the party herself, with help from the friendly folks at Lifestyles.

“Snooki is an advocate for safe sex, and so was happy to have them as her party sponsor. They’ll probably have a booth at the party giving out condoms to guests. But this party is really for Snooki’s close friends, and she is personally paying for most of it. She has turned down a lot of liquor sponsors because she doesn’t want her friends to drink cheap booze.”

God, everything about this reeks of gross.  As will Snooki’s vag after her party, and probably a bunch of Gorilla Guidos.  Plus, Gorrila Guidettes. And, the punch bowl and snack tray.




Category: Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Jersey Shore, Snooki