Slowest News Day Ever

Posted by Moxie on June 10th, 2010

Seriously, I got nothing, so here’s a picture of The Situation having an ab contest with John Mayer. Grate cheese versus cottage cheese. GTL, John, GTL.

I think what’s most confusing about this picture is not why these two are hanging out together (John’s clearly trying to get in on the goodwill that the world has for The Situation), but how John’s stomach has defied the laws of anatomy and physics to be a potbelly bordered by cum-gutters. Baffling.

Category: Jersey Shore, John Mayer, Moxie