Scarlett Johansson Is Kinda Nerdgasmy

Posted by Moxie on July 26th, 2010

SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: Actress Scarlett Johansson walks onstage at the Marvel Studios' 'Captain America: The First Avenger' panel during Comic-Con 2010 at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Along with half of Hollywood, Scarlett Johansson was at Comic Con this week as a part of the Marvel coterie, including Robert Downey Jr., Clark Gregg, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Samuel L. Jackson, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, and Joss Whedon. Since her Iron Man character, the Black Widow, will be in the new Avengers movie, Scarlett was on the panels for the other upcoming Marvel Universe movies Thor and Captain America. But enough about nerdy biz, let’s talk about girly shiz! OMG, look at her hair! She…did something with it! It’s shortish, I guess! And kinda bedraggled. Huh. Really, ScarJo, that’s how you choose to debut a new ‘do? It’s sort of bleh. I mean, sure, you’ve got the corset making the most of the Wonder Twins, framed by that snazzy jacket, but you’ve forgotten your headsuit! I understand feeling like you don’t need to put forth much effort in order to be astronomically more attractive than most of the mutants and mole-people attending Comic Con, but why not do these things for your own satisfaction? It’s not like you have a husband you never spend time with who’s on a press tour with a younger, hotter blonde OH WAIT.

SAN DIEGO - JULY 24: Actor Ryan Reynolds (L) and actress Blake Lively speak onstage at the 'Green Lantern' panel discussion during Comic-Con 2010 at San Diego Convention Center on July 24, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)




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