Sandra Bullock: Reynolds is not my Lovah…and I said Lovah.

Sandra Bullock really knows how to say, matronly, unsexy things.

“I think there will be a collective sigh amomgst women across the united States when I say he’s not my lovah,”

Bullock said, when addressing the rumors that Ryan Reynolds is her sexy man friend. Turns out, they’re just FRIENDS.  BLAH. BORING. BOO. Maybe she’s lying? OH NO,  according to People Magazine,  the only man in Bullock’s life is her one year old son, Louis.  And he’s off the market until he’s 18.  So, step off.

And that’s what’s happening in Bullock’s life, along with like, filming movies and going to awards shows n’ stuff. But check out those bangs!  Joan Jett, anyone?