Real Housewives Husband is Ridiculous

Posted by PZ on April 22nd, 2011

Words: Rebecca

According to Popeater, “’Real Housewives of New York City’ star Simon van Kempen has gleefully unleashed his debut single, ‘I Am Real,’ a bass-thumping, synth-heavy dance track filled with defiant lyrics aimed at “cheeky tongue waggers.”

Sounds like something I can’t wait to make my ears bleed to. Oh, did you not understand my tricky English? I mean, it’s GONNA BLOW. And HARD.

The article keeps talking about how fun the music is going to be, and I’m sure it will be, if your idea of fun is eating glass.

Category: Real Housewives of New York