Psychotic-Glee Yours, Santana

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA - AUGUST 08: Actress Naya Rivera arrives at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards at Gibson Amphitheatre on August 8, 2010 in Universal City, California. (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Haaaaa, this is amazing. Naya Rivera and Mark Salling (Santana and Puck on Glee) have been an on and off couple for months…only it seems that Naya thought they were “on” and Mark thought they were “off.” Guess your sexts weren’t too hot to erase, hmm?

Us Weekly has an item (that isn’t neeeearly long enough for my tastes) about Naya’s reaction when she found out her man was creepin’ behind her back: she and her friends egged and keyed his car.

I’m normally not a fan of revenge stories – they usually just make the original victim look like a petty whackadoodle, and I don’t see the benefit in giving up the high ground. But there’s something so deliciously trashy about messing up a guy’s Lexus; you know they screeched away in their car, howling along with Carrie Underwood (as a shitty ex of my own used to sing, “AH DUG MAH KEYS INTEW THE SAHDE…!”).

Plus, it’s so amazingly in line with her character on Glee that I hope life is imitating art to the extent that Mark abandoned Naya’s dulce de leche for Amber Riley’s steaming mug of hot chocolate. That way, this could happen in RL:

Category: Carrie Underwood, Celebrity Breakups, Glee, Moxie