Plastic Surgery

Gah! Kill It With Fire!: Kendra Wilkinson

Posted by Moxie on September 8th, 2010

And now, a Very Special Episode of Gah! Kill It With Fire!… Those who have tuned in before to this segment know that G!KIWF! (which is, coincidentally, the noise I make when I splutter coffee all over the computer screen) is usually dedicated to people who have ruined their good looks with ill-advised plastic surgery. […]

Tags:Hugh Hefner, Jessica Simpson, Kendra Wilkinson, Moxie, Plastic Surgery, Reality TV, Sex Tape

Kim Kardashian Looks Like Catwoman

Posted by Moxie on August 8th, 2010

And not, like, Julie Newmar Catwoman, but that nutty New York socialite who’s had her face nipped, tucked, stitched, and fucked up beyond all recognition. To wit: Kim’s face looks oddly tight – her mouth looks as though her cheeks have been pinched in and her eyes are almost squinting. Plus, her nose looks much […]

Tags:Kim Kardashian, Moxie, Plastic Surgery

Gah! Kill It With Fire!: Nikki Cox

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

I’ve decided to make Kill It With Fire a semi-regular feature here because my philosophy is that bad plastic surgery is never not horrifying and hilarious. (Horriflarious? Hilorrifying? I’ll make a poll.) Today’s twisted monstrosity is Nikki Cox, who I hesitate to call an actress since that title should really go to her breasts, which […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Moxie, Plastic Surgery

“She looks like Barbie” says Audrina Patridge of Heidi Montag. Yeah, scary as shit, fake, too many surgeries Barbie

Posted by Christine on April 27th, 2010

Kristin Cavallari was in New York City yesterday talking up the final season of The Hills starting tonight on MTV at 10 p.m.  Laguna Beach alum Cavallari was quoted as saying she thought fellow costar Montag looked good while Audrina Patridge also a cast member of the MTV hit was quoted as saying she didn’t […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery, The Hills

Spencer Pratt Is The Arbiter Of Good Sense And Taste

Posted by Moxie on April 20th, 2010

Poor Spencer Pratt is so misunderstood. All he wants to do is make the world a better place with his kind, generous spirit and his vast knowledge knowledge of everything. I heard he almost got an honorary doctorate from DeVry. DeVry, people. They don’t just hand those out to any random sociopath who has accomplished […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Coachella, Moxie, Plastic Surgery, Spencer Pratt

Heidi’s Plastic Surgery Prevents Hugging

Posted by Alyssa on April 6th, 2010

After Heidi Montag’s infamous, ten plastic surgery procedures, she no doubt has left us with our mouths agape. Robot Montag recently told US Weekly that while she is happy with the procedures, unfortunately, there are activities she can no longer do. For example, because her breasts have blown up to the size of  cantaloupes, Montag […]

Tags:Celebrity Surgery, Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery

Heidi Montag’s mom disgusted by daughter’s new look

Posted by MLE on February 4th, 2010

According to People, Heidi Montag 2.0 returned to Colorado to show off her new self to the woman who gave birth to Heidi 1.0 and mom wasn’t thrilled with the changes. “I was nervous, but also excited … I never thought in my wildest dreams she was going to react the way she did,” Heidi […]

Tags:Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery

Heidi Montag: Build- A- Barbie

Posted by Alyssa on January 19th, 2010

Heidi Montag recently underwent 10 plastic surgeries in one day. Montag is 23 years old and apparently, has already been under the knife on at least one other occasion for breast augmentation. After these new procedures, she looks completely, 100% fake. I don’t understand the obsession with plastic surgery so many seem to have. Sure, […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Heidi Montag, Plastic Surgery

Miss Argentina 1994 Dies After Butt Surgery

Posted by sparky on December 1st, 2009

Here’s a sad but true news report. Solange Magnano, Miss Argentina 1994, died after undergoing plastic surgery to remove cellulite on her behind.  The complication was a pulmonary embolism.  She was 38 years old and the mother of twins.  A close friend of her said, “She lost her life to have a slightly firmer behind”.  […]

Tags:Death, Miss Argentina, Plastic Surgery