Posted by Christine on October 20th, 2010

 45718, WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA - Monday October 4 2010. Mike The Situation Sorrentino arrives at Beso clutching his iPad. The Dancing with the Stars contestant came third from bottom on Monday night's show, scoring 20 out of 30 for his futuristic Foxtrot. Also at Beso Monday night was Mike's DWTS co-star Audrina Patridge. Photograph:  Hellmuth Dominguez, *FEE MUST BE AGREED PRIOR TO USAGE E-TABLET/IPAD & MOBILE PHONE APP PUBLISHING REQUIRES ADDITIONAL FEES**  vest

In other Jersey Shore cast member news, the world is officially over.  Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a book coming out on Nov. 2.  The title?  Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore and in a shocking twist of fate features a picture of the Situation on the front cover lifting up his shirt and showing off his abs.  Don’t get me wrong, I love watching Jersey Shore.  Trashy reality TV?  Yes please.  I just hope no self respecting person actually takes what he says seriously in this book.  Because he is a straight up PIG.

Category: Jersey Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino