Nicolas Cage to be Buried in Crazy Pyramid

Posted by PZ on April 18th, 2010

Nicolas Cage has been planning his final resting place recently, and has indulged in a lavish nine foot high pyramid which has been erected in a New Orleans cemetery. The pyramid will serve as Cage’s final destination, and maybe he’ll find a clue or two inside which will lead him on a trip to the president’s office to decode another national mystery.

Despite this spending spree, Cage is currently having many financial difficulties, and is suing his former business manager who he blames for his financial loses. Cage also owes $13 million in back taxes, and recently lost two different properties to the bank.

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