Divorce Of The Week: Elisabeth Moss And Fred Armisen

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

Saturday Night Live funnyman (though I think that’s debatable; Fericito, anyone?) Fred Armisen and Mad Men star Elisabeth Moss are reportedly in divorce proceedings a scant ten months after they married. The two were engaged in January of 2009 and married later that year in October. Although their split has just recently been made public, […]

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NPH’s Fathering Skills Are Going To Be Legen – Wait For It…

Posted by Moxie on August 14th, 2010

Aw, this is adorable: national treasure and my gay regret Neil Patrick Harris and his partner, chef David Burtka, are expecting twins via a surrogate. NPH announced the news via Twitter: So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy… These kids are […]

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Halle Berry Makes Me Ashamed To Call Myself A Woman

Posted by Moxie on August 12th, 2010

What’s the point of going out in public without a bag over my head when there are women who look Halle Berry running around? Halle landed the cover of Vogue‘s September issue, and while that’s a pretty big deal, I really just want to talk about how she looks freakin’ amazing. Like, not in that […]

Tags:Moxie, Vogue

Jason Schwartzman Is Having A Baby, Unironically

Posted by Moxie on August 12th, 2010

Jason Schwartzman and his wife, eco-friendly fashion designer Brady Cunningham, are expecting their first child together. The couple married a year ago after three years of dating, and Schwartzman announced his big news on Jimmy Kimmel Live!: “I’m expecting a child in December. I decided to grow out this mustache, so when we take photos, […]

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LiLo On The Loose

Posted by Moxie on August 12th, 2010

Nooooooo! Why, God, why?! What sort of plans do you have for this girl that can’t be delayed until she spends a full 90 days in rehab? Guh. So. Lindsay Lohan might get out of rehab early for no real reason other than the universe is trying to make me insane with rage: “My understanding […]

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Kayte Walsh Is Pregnant

Posted by Moxie on August 12th, 2010

Nope, not the famous Kate Walsh, so sorry to all of those who were eager to see her toothy grin over a baby bump. It’s Kate-with-an-unnecessary-y Walsh whose eggo is preggo. Who is she, you might ask? Good question! She’s Kelsey Grammer’s new baby-mama, and quite possibly one of the causes of the less catchy […]

Tags:Celebrity Babies, Celebrity Cheaters, Moxie

Dereon? How About Dere-off And Into The Trash?

Posted by Moxie on August 11th, 2010

Fine, that was a terrible headline, I’ll admit it, but I stand behind the sentiment. Beyonce and her insanely busy endorsement team have just launched a new ad campaign for Mama Knowles’ fashion line, the House of Dereon, and the photos are…meh. Beyonce seems to be employing what my darling Glee calls “hairography” – choreography […]

Tags:Beyonce, Glee, Ke$ha, Moxie

Everyone Quits Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on August 11th, 2010

No wonder she’s a crackh – excuse me, methhead; it must stem from her abandonment issues (plus, the one person who won’t leave her alone is a sociopath whose name rhymes with selfishstagemomwithafacelikealeathercanteen…a). The latest person to leave LiLo high and dry (or, actually, not-so-high and dried-out) is Martha Revel, the bad-ass, take-no-prisoners-except-Lindsay-Lohan judge who […]

Tags:Drugs, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie

Rip Torn Denied Probation, Still Has Love Of Millions

Posted by Moxie on August 11th, 2010

I know I’ve said before that Bill Murray is like America’s favorite loony grandpa, but I’m downgrading him to eccentric uncle so I can replace him with Rip Torn. You may remember Rip Torn from such classic movies as Men In Black, where he played the irascible Z, or Dodgeball, where he played the cantankerous […]

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Everyone Wants Frances Bean Cobain To Be Famous

Posted by Moxie on August 10th, 2010

Gosh, it must be so.hard. to be li’l ol’ Frances Bean, the most sought-after young actress that Hollywood has ever seen. What a pure artist’s soul she has, to reject the shallow trappings of silver-screen glory in favor of struggling for her art, without any sort of boost from the notoriety of her music-legend father […]

Tags:Alice and Wonderland, Courtney Love, Frances Bean Cobain, Moxie, Tim Burton, Twilight

Kim Kardashian & Justin Bieber Being Biffles Is Still NOT OKAY

Posted by Moxie on August 10th, 2010

I don’t care that it’s pretty innocent except for the blatant publicity prostitution, I think it’s SO GROSS that Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber hang out together. It is INAPPROPRIATE and it MAKES ME SHOUTY. So all that frolicking on the beach in the Bahamas was actually a photo shoot for Elle, which Kim joked […]

Tags:Celeb Magazine Shoots, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Kim Kardashian, Moxie, Selena Gomez, Twitter

Fantasia Barrino Hospitalized For Overdose

Posted by Moxie on August 10th, 2010

Eep. Well, this isn’t good news: American Idol-winner Fantasia Barrino was hospitalized last night after overdosing on aspirin and a sleep aid. The official statement released by her publicist tries to make it seem like an accident: “Fantasia is stable now. She will be released from the hospital soon. Fantasia is a fighter and a […]

Tags:Affair, American Idol, Celebrity Cheaters, Fantasia Barrino, Moxie, Suicide

Two People No One Has Heard Of Get Divorced For A Stupid Reason

Posted by Moxie on August 10th, 2010

I don’t know why I insist on writing stories about sub-Z-list people in Hollywood, but since LiLo’s in rehab and Mel Gibson hasn’t said anything in the past few days that tops threats of being sexually assaulted by various minorities, this is what I’ve come to. C’mon, Tinseltown, gimme a trainwreck. Mama’s gotta keep herself […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Christina Applegate, Moxie, Shenae Grimes

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The Psycho Fan

Posted by Moxie on August 10th, 2010

Michael Cera is a pretty private guy, I think – his characters may say or do outrageous things, and he totally commits, but when it comes to his personal life, Michael keeps mum. Interviewers sometimes seem to have a hard time getting a straight answer out of him, even for pretty banal questions, so I […]

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Drops Of Stupider

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

The police report from Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller’s Christmas Day dust-up has recently been released and it’s the funniest portrayal of domestic violence since – I dunno, the video for “Goodbye, Earl” by the Dixie Chicks. Coincidentally, the report features an equally awful song. The brouhaha began when Sheen bought two telescopes, one for […]

Tags:Brooke Mueller, Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Charlie Sheen, Moxie

This Smack Is Sponsored By The Letter A

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

Brody Jenner has been spotted out and about with a mohawk and a capital “A” shaved into the side of his head. Several theories have been put forth, but I think Brody is just really excited about the episode of Sesame Street he finally understood the other day. So what does the “A” stand for? […]

Tags:Avril Lavigne, Brody Jenner, Moxie, Uncategorized

Heidi Montag Expresses Her Angst In Verse

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

Heidi Montag has decided to deal with her pending divorce from Spencer Pratt in her customary dignified, restrained manner, limiting herself to photos of her moping by reflecting pools and dropping lyrics on Twitter about how glad she is to be rid of him. Yes, the auteur who brought the world “Superficial” is returning with […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Heidi Montag, Moxie, Spencer Pratt, Twitter

Levi Johnston Is Getting Everybody Pregnant Behind The Middle School

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

You know how I hate to harp on things [/sarcasm], so I’m not going to say much about Levi Johnston hanging out with a 16-year-old, even if he is in her new music video, in favor of saying: What 16-year-old? Because all I see when I look at that picture is Levi and some reject […]

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Lady Gaga Nets Praise For Lollapalooza Performance

Posted by Moxie on August 9th, 2010

Get it? “Nets”? Because she’s wearing fishnets? Bah, you just don’t appreciate art. Haters gon’ hate. Lady Gaga knows what I’m talkin’ about. The singer returned to Lollapalooza, the site of her infamous sucktastic set in 2007, but pretty much rocked it this time. Granted, she’s had 3 years to turn herself into a superstar, […]

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Lea Michele Needs To Stand Up Straight

Posted by Moxie on August 8th, 2010

Although maybe she’s being de-stabilized by the weight of her own skull, because girl is looking like a bobblehead these days. Lea Michele’s always been very petite, but lately she’s been starting to get that mosquito-look I always associate with Nicole Richie – very thin, very fragile, and very much looking like she subsists on […]

Tags:Glee, Lea Michele, Moxie, Nicole Richie, Red Carpet

Jennifer Aniston And Jason Bateman Are Only Making Movies With Each Other From Now On

Posted by Moxie on August 8th, 2010

Seriously, by next year, these two will have been in 3 movies together, two of which haven’t even come out yet, and now there’s talk of Jennifer landing a role in the fabled Arrested Development movie. Show creator Mitchell Hurwitz is about half done writing the script, according to latest reports, and when asked about […]

Tags:Ben Stiller, Jason bateman, Jennifer Aniston, Michael Cera, Moxie

Amy Poehler Gives Birth To The Future Of Comedy

Posted by Moxie on August 8th, 2010

SNL-alum and Parks and Recreation star Amy Poehler has given birth to her second child with husband Will Arnett (Arrested Development, Blades of Glory). Baby Abel was born Friday morning at 7 pounds, 13 ounces, joining older brother Archie, who will be 2 in October. Congrats to the family, but Archie and Abel? Clearly Will […]

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Queen Latifah Loves To Dive

Posted by Moxie on August 8th, 2010

Scuba dive, that is. I mean, she’s on that boat in the middle of the ocean, she’d be nuts not to go see if she couldn’t spot some dolphins or shark or bearded clams. It’s kind of refreshing to see a celebrity just living her life without calling a press conference to let everyone know […]

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Taylor Momsen, Provocateur

Posted by Moxie on August 8th, 2010

I honestly can’t even tell if she’s wearing sunglasses or her usual eye makeup in that picture. I’m starting to think that Taylor Momsen secretly has vision troubles and wears all that black goop in order to cut down on glare, and since MAC ain’t cheap, she got the stripper shoes to collect eyeliner money. […]

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