Taylor Lautner Is Whiny

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

Taylor Lautner is possibly the most bland, anodyne celebrities to ever come along; I won’t even call him a heartthrob because anyone whose heart starts beating faster for this guy is probably suffering from some sort of congenital ailment. But at the very least, his blandness indicated that he wasn’t a typical Hollywood bitch – […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Legal Woes, Moxie

Kim Kardashian Is Good At Hiding

Posted by Moxie on August 24th, 2010

For a minute there, I actually did think her ass had disappeared. You know, when she put her toothpicky little arm in front of it, I was convinced it was gone for good. Really. Nice try, Kim. Just because you’re dumb enough to fall for a game of hide-and-seek that wouldn’t even fool Mason, it […]

Tags:Kim Kardashian, Moxie

Angelina Jolie Is A Triple-Threat (Excluding Husband-Stealing)

Posted by Moxie on August 24th, 2010

Angelina Jolie’s been spotted over in Bosnia recently, doing research for an upcoming film that’s being described as a love story set during a period of war (so, basically, any time between now and the disintegration of Pangea). Most people assumed that Angelina would be starring in the movie, but it turns out she’ll be […]

Tags:Angelina Jolie, Movie News, Moxie

Martin Short’s Wife Has Died

Posted by Moxie on August 24th, 2010

The wife of actor and comedian Martin Short has passed away after a 3-year battle with cancer. Nancy Dolman died at the age of 58 in her home in Pacific Palisades. Paramedics were called to her home on Saturday, but she was not taken to the hospital. It was later confirmed that she had died […]


Snooki So Classy That Labels Don’t Feel Worthy Of Her Patronage

Posted by Moxie on August 23rd, 2010

So you know how people are jumping on the Jersey Shore bandwagon, trying to strike before the iron has cooled from a rigorous bout of L, post-GT? Apparently, not everyone is so happy to be associated with MTV’s merry band of skanksters, and are engaging in what can only be called “un-branding.” Snooki’s Coach purse […]

Tags:Celebrity Endorsements, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Snooki

The Situation Makes More Money Than Some Countries

Posted by Moxie on August 23rd, 2010

Today in “news that makes me so depressed I would kill myself if it didn’t mean my tens of thousands of dollars in student loans would revert back to my aging parents”: Mike “The Situation” Notgoingtobotherwithalastnameanymo’ is set to rake in $5,000,000 this year. Yeah. That’s a 5 followed by not 4, not 5, but […]

Tags:Jersey Shore, Moxie, Reality TV, The Situation

Kate Winslet Has A New Boyfriend

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

It seems that those reports of Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes being holed up somewhere to work on their marriage are totally off-base, because Kate’s been spied out on the town with her new guy, Louis Dowler. Kate and Louis spent Saturday night clubbing, and looked very cute and comfortable despite being followed around by […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Kate Major, Moxie

Anna Kendrick At “Scott Pilgrim” Premiere

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

Eep. This is one of those dresses that really almost works. I can see what was trying to happen here, I think, with the two-tone neutrals and what I can only ever think of as “fashion wrinkles.” But it kind of looks more like something Hillary would have worn on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, […]

Tags:Anna Kendrick, Moxie, Red Carpet

Awww, Celebrity Baby!

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

Amy Adams was spotted walking to the gym, dressed for a serious exercise sesh in a sports top and leggings, with her hair pulled back. She was accompanied by her 3-month-old daughter, Aviana Olea Le Gallo. That’s…quite a name. Like something Teresa Giudice would name her daughter, which is always something to aspire to. Let’s […]

Tags:Amy Adams, Celebrity Babies, Moxie

Heidi Montage Has Millions Of Sex Tapes

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

Guh, Spencer Pratt. He’s just…blerg. If I ever met him him face-to-face, I’d tie him to a park bench and use duct tape to rip out every single hair in his disgusting pube-beard. Instead of taking his impending divorce like a man, G.I. Crazypants has decided to shop around sex tapes featuring his soon-to-be-ex wife […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Celebrity sex tapes, Heidi Montag, Kim Kardashian, Moxie, Spencer Pratt

Mel Gibson Might Have Had Another Affair

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

Honestly, this is the stupidest bit of news ever, but what hell. Britain’s Daily Mail (which I highly recommend everyone read because it’s ridiculous) has an article about a woman that Mel Gibson might have had an affair with 25 years ago. Some choice excerpts: On helping him cheat: “I knew he was married but […]

Tags:Celebrity Cheaters, Mel Gibson, Moxie

Julianna Margulies Needs To Relax

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

But don’t suggest a good romp in the hay as the cure for what ails her because she will probably seduce you and then rip your head off. Margulies and other castmembers of The Good Wife were in a press-session when the star started bragging about the “groundbreaking” oral sex scene that this season would […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, J-WOWW, Jersey Shore, Moxie, Television

Anna Paquin & Stephen Moyer Are Married

Posted by Moxie on August 22nd, 2010

Well, well, this seems to be a summer of secret weddings, doesn’t it? Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer of True Blood (and Rolling Stone’s half-assed cover celebrating it) were married in a small ceremony in Malibu these weekend. Paquin and Moyer met on the set of their show and were engaged in August of last […]

Tags:Anna Paquin, Celebrity Wedding, Moxie, True Blood

Marilyn Manson Will Have To Share Makeup With Someone Else

Posted by Moxie on August 19th, 2010

It was a love that was meant for the ages, that should have stood the test of time, sunlight, and humidity – alas, history now must mourn the death of what once was powerful and slightly mildewy: Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood have broken up. Well! I, for one, was so shocked that my […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Dita Von Teese, Marilyn Manson, Moxie, Rachel Wood, Taylor Momsen

Rolling Stone’s “True Blood” Cover Is Bloody And Nakedy

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

*Yawn*. Booooooring. I don’t even watch this show and I know that everyone on it is naked and bloody ALL THE TIME. Call me when there are naked people who aren’t making goofy faces and covered in chocolate syrup. Although if Anna Paquin would move her thigh juuuuuust a little bit…I might forgive how stupid […]

Tags:Alexander Skarsgard, Anna Paquin, Magazine Covers, Moxie, True Blood, Twilight

Scarlett Johansson Says Ta-Ta To “Tattoo”

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

The buzz around who will play the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is finally starting to settle, now that Rooney Mara has been cast (which, go me, I sort of called a few weeks ago when the shortlist was made public). The list of 5 actresses that was […]

Tags:Emma Watson, Movie News, Moxie, Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson

Heidi Montag’s Surgeon Killed

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

Dr. Frank Ryan, a celebrity plastic surgeon whose patients included Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson, Adrianne Curry, and others, has died after driving his car off a cliff. Ryan, 50, had spent an afternoon on the beach with his dog, tweeting shortly before the accident: “After 25 years of driving by, I finally hiked to the […]

Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Deaths, Celebrity Surgery, Heidi Montag, Moxie

Mario Batali Is Rolling In Dough

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

And not cookie dough, although by the look of him, he probably does treat himself to a snickerdoodle shower every once in awhile. Nope, this is just regular ol’ money that he’s got, and it apparently doesn’t belong to him. The Iron Chef is being accused of theft by former employees of his Pizzeria Mozza […]

Tags:Legal Woes, Moxie

Goodbye, Dahling

Posted by Moxie on August 16th, 2010

Actress and Hollywood legend Zsa Zsa Gabor has reportedly left the hospital in order to live out her remaining days at her home in Beverly Hills. Gabor, 93, had been in the hospital since July 17, recovering from a broken hip caused by falling out of bed. The hip was replaced, but she faced a […]

Tags:Celebrity Deaths, Moxie, Paris Hilton

Witness In Mel Gibson Abuse Case Is Dead

Posted by Moxie on August 16th, 2010

The plot thickens! The woman who took care of Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva’s infant daughter, Lucia, has DIED. Of cancer. Well, that’s sad, but unfortunately not very interesting (uh…rest in peace, nice lady).  Although it is sort of interesting, after all, as the nanny was a witness to Gibson’s crazy behavior. On the night […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Mel Gibson, Moxie

Who Wore It Best: Jenny McCarthy vs. Dina Lohan

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

Actress/comedienne Jenny McCarthy and horrible mother/person Dina Lohan were both seen out and about wearing the same combination of overly tan face and long, bottle-blonde hair. But which irrelevant celebrity wore it better? McCarthy accessorized with a statement harem-girl costume, complete with delightfully gaudy gold jewellry and several feet of cleavage. Her clown-paint is as […]

Tags:Jenny McCarthy, Lohan Family, Moxie, Pamela Anderson

2nd Divorce Of The Week: Patricia Arquette And Thomas Jane

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

Is there any couple in Hollywood that can stay together? Relationships are falling apart faster than Naomi Campbell’s weave. Arquette, 42, and Jane, 41, have been together since 2001, had a daughter in 2003, and married in Italy in 2006. Last year, they announced that they had separated but managed a reconciliation shortly afterwards. Looks […]

Tags:Celebrity Breakups, Moxie

Montana Fishburne Might Have Violated Probation

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

Jeez. She’s just barely not jailbait, but she might be in lock-up pretty soon. 19-year-old Montana Fishburne (or, since I have the wit of a modern-day Shakespeare, “Montana Itchburn”) might have violated her probation by releasing a sex tape with Vivid Entertainment. Although she claims she was arrested last Thanksgiving for trespassing, court documents confirm […]

Tags:Celebrity sex tapes, Celebrity Stupidity, Moxie, Sex Tape

Might We Get A Chance To Gleek Out Over Justin Timberlake?

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

I’m an unabashed fan of Glee, but I’m starting to get a little impatient with all the rumors of theme episodes that I’ve been hearing about the upcoming season. It’s one thing to pick a motif and carry it through the episode (that’s called “good writing”), but it’s another thing entirely to devote the entire […]

Tags:Britney Spears, Glee, Jessica Biel, Justin Timberlake, Lady Gaga, Lea Michele, Madonna, Moxie