Adam West Has 82 Notches On His Utility Belt

Posted by Moxie on September 20th, 2010

Actor Adam West turned 82 yesterday, which, whoa. I turned…well, never you mind how old, but my birthday was on Saturday, and despite being waaay younger than Adam West, I was feeling my years by Sunday morning. He’s still going strong, though, doing voiceover work for several cartoons, including Family Guy, The Fairly OddParents, SpongeBob […]


Justin Bieber Is Going To Win All The Emmys

Posted by Moxie on September 13th, 2010

And they aren’t even going to wait until next year! The Academy of Televisual Whoozywhatsits is going to have super-special program dedicated solely to Justin Bieber. He’s going to squeak pubescently and flail in a vaguely choreographed manner and smile gummily all while wearing one of Justin Timberlake’s old *NSYNC tracksuits. It will be marvelous, […]

Tags:Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Moxie, Television

Too Much Love In This “Bad Romance”

Posted by Moxie on September 13th, 2010

[Occasionally, every so often, I am ashamed at the depths to which my punnery will sink. But not this time, because that was awesome, as usual.] Courtney Love’s latest attempt at remaining relevant (that doesn’t include cracked-out ramblings on the Internet) is a cover of Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance.” I guess we should just be […]

Tags:Courtney Love, Lady Gaga, Moxie

Paris Hilton Is Resourceful

Posted by Moxie on September 8th, 2010

You know how Paris Hilton keeps getting arrested for drugs and irresponsible use of substances and all that stuff we mere mortals would go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for? According to an upcoming tell-all by someone who used to work for Girls Gone Wild, Paris has an even more detailed drug history than we thought. […]

Tags:Drugs, Moxie, Paris Hilton

Gah! Kill It With Fire!: Kendra Wilkinson

Posted by Moxie on September 8th, 2010

And now, a Very Special Episode of Gah! Kill It With Fire!… Those who have tuned in before to this segment know that G!KIWF! (which is, coincidentally, the noise I make when I splutter coffee all over the computer screen) is usually dedicated to people who have ruined their good looks with ill-advised plastic surgery. […]

Tags:Hugh Hefner, Jessica Simpson, Kendra Wilkinson, Moxie, Plastic Surgery, Reality TV, Sex Tape

Why Is This Happening?

Posted by Moxie on September 8th, 2010

Guh. Just when you thought it was safe to dip a toe back into the waters of pop culture without wanting to let the depths deliver sweet, merciful death…here’s the latest snaggle-toothed tween to leave you bloody and bewildered (but no more so than at the hands of that belabored metaphor). Will Smith has decided […]

Tags:Lil Wayne, Moxie, Rihanna

Glenn Shadix Is Dead

Posted by Moxie on September 7th, 2010

Nooooooooooo! This is terribly sad: Glenn Shadix, the delightfully smarmy character actor known for his work with Tim Burton, has died at 58 after a fall in his home. He had been suffering from mobility problems in recent years, and his sister believes that he fell from his wheelchair and injured himself. Shadix is best […]

Tags:Celebrity Deaths, Moxie, Tim Burton

Nicole Richie Thinks Virgins Are Stupid

Posted by Moxie on September 7th, 2010

Cue moral outrage! Now feel silly, because she didn’t actually say that. I twisted her words! Such is the nature of celebrity gossip on the Internet. Anyway, Nicole Richie hates her “virgin” tattoo: “I’m a Virgo and the sign is a virgin. So when I was 16, I got the word ‘virgin’ tattooed on my […]

Tags:Joel Madden, Moxie, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Tattoo

Lady Gaga’s Rare Fashion Misteak

Posted by Moxie on September 7th, 2010

Ha, hilarious! I’m back, bitches! And just in time, too, because there’s nothing I love more than celebrities and stupid magazine covers and meat. How is Lady Gaga grossing everyone out this time? With a meatkini! Yes, that is a bikini made of animal flesh. And not like a sexy Raquel Welch fur bikini – […]

Tags:Celeb Magazine Shoots, Lady Gaga, Moxie, Vogue

Lindsay Lohan Has Learned A Lesson

Posted by Moxie on August 31st, 2010

…and that lesson is that you will never, ever be forced to take responsibility for yourself if you blame all your mistakes on psychological trauma. Vanity Fair has already released the cover of their October issue, which features Lindsay Lohan styled like Marlene Dietrich rode hard and put away wet. She’s even posed to look […]

Tags:Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Michael Lohan, Moxie, Vanity Fair

Samantha Ronson Is A Responsible Pet Owner

Posted by Moxie on August 31st, 2010

Samantha Ronson had been implicated in the death of her neighbor’s dog, and despite the glazed, undead look in her eye in the header picture, no, she did not secretly suck out all of its blood in the middle of the night, leaving behind a little doggy hand-puppet. 911 was called around mid-morning yesterday because […]

Tags:Celebrity Dogs, Jessica Stroup, Moxie, Samantha Ronson

Leo DiCaprio Is Responsible For The Second Coming Of Christ

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

I mean, I guess he’s an okay actor, but I wouldn’t assign him Biblical powers, despite what Martin Scorsese’s eyebrows are trying to hypnotize me into thinking. But according to one Livia Bistriceanu, DiCaprio is fated to be her husband, as well as the father of various people’s Lord and Savior. The actor’s attorney turned […]

Tags:Celebrity Stalkers, Leonardo DiCaprio, Moxie

Update: Paris Hilton’s MENSA Membership Revoked

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

Paris Hilton is the celebrity equivalent of the Bugblatter Beast of Traal: she’s so deluded that she thinks if she believes what she’s saying, then you will, too, despite ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. Her “It’s not my coke” story just got better; now she’s saying that a) the coke isn’t hers, b) the purse […]

Tags:Celebrity Arrests, Drugs, Legal Woes, Moxie, Paris Hilton

Sofia Vergara Will Make Your Boyfriend Very Happy (In The Pants)

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

According to People, Modern Family star and disgustingly hot actress Sofia Vergara has promised to run naked through Hollywood in response to her show’s Emmy win for Best Comedy. The producers of the show took out an ad in the trade papers claiming that Vergara would streak if the show won (although they added a […]


62nd Emmy Award Fashion Report: Stephanie Pratt

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

Oh, girl. Does no one in the Pratt family have a lick of common sense? What possessed Stephanie to think this was a good idea? I believe she and Lo had some sort of Mad Men makeover, but judging by this outfit, I think someone misheard and gave her look inspired by Madmen of the […]

Tags:Awards Shows, Mad Men, Moxie, Red Carpet, Stephanie Pratt

62nd Emmy Awards Fashion Report: Jane Lynch

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

As one can expect with any red carpet event, the fashion was hit-or-miss at the Emmys. In general, though, I’d say the outfits missed less than usual, or, at the very least, were hitting me right. One of the night’s biggest surprises (that wasn’t some sort of statement train wreck) was the amazing Jane Lynch, […]

Tags:Awards Shows, Moxie, Red Carpet

Emma Watson Gets Dressed All By Herself

Posted by Moxie on August 29th, 2010

Emma Watson was spotted out in London, enjoying some nightlife. Maybe enjoying it a little bit too much, if her mis-buttoned sweater is anything to go by. To be honest, though, I kind of like this look? I know, it’s weird, but having the cardigan buttoned wrong changes the shape in a way that’s sort […]

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Paris Hilton Is A Law-Abiding Citizen

Posted by Moxie on August 29th, 2010

Paris Hilton was arrested last night for the 8th or 9th time on drug charges while staying in Las Vegas. A cop noticed a “vapor trail” coming from the window of an Escalade and stopped the car on the suspicion that the passengers were smoking marijuana. When Hilton was asked to open her purse for […]

Tags:Drugs, Moxie, Paris Hilton

Michael Lohan Is A Role Model

Posted by Moxie on August 29th, 2010

In news that should shock no one, Michael Lohan has done something remarkably boneheaded and self-serving again: now that his daughter’s left rehab for the fourth or fifth time, Mikey’s decided that he’s enough of an expert in drug rehabilitation to open up his own treatment facility. Lohan said, “Yes, it’s, true, I’ll be running […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Moxie

Jennifer Garner & Violet Affleck Stole All The Cute

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

I’ve been feeling a little drab today, not at all like my usual adorable gnome-like self. Turns out that Jennifer Garner and her daughter Violet were greedy little piggies and raided my stash of cute for themselves, but I can’t be mad because: look at ’em. Only the blackest of souls could withstand an onslaught […]

Tags:Ben Affleck, Celebrity Babies, Jennifer Garner, Moxie

Drew Barrymore Is A Hippy-Dippy Rippy Your Face Off Kind Of Chick

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

As the newest generation of a legendary acting family and a star in her own right, Drew Barrymore has spent most of her life in the public eye, and her rise, fall, rebirth cycle is pretty much Hollywood legend. But that doesn’t mean she isn’t f*cking sick of talking about it: “You should have heard […]


Psychotic-Glee Yours, Santana

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

Haaaaa, this is amazing. Naya Rivera and Mark Salling (Santana and Puck on Glee) have been an on and off couple for months…only it seems that Naya thought they were “on” and Mark thought they were “off.” Guess your sexts weren’t too hot to erase, hmm? Us Weekly has an item (that isn’t neeeearly long […]

Tags:Carrie Underwood, Celebrity Breakups, Glee, Moxie

John Travolta & Kelly Preston’s Newest Bundle Of Thetans Is A Boy

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

Star Magazine has learned that John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting a baby boy. The couple announced her pregnancy in May, almost a year and a half after their oldest child, Jett, died from a seizure while on vacation with his family in the Bahamas. Now. I’m sure that Travolta and Preston (and their […]

Tags:Celebrity Babies, John Travolta, Kelly Preston, Moxie

Timbaland Ain’t Got: No Money, Car To Take You On A Date, The Will To Live

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

This is one of those stories that bounces between shocking and shockingly stupid: TMZ is reporting that Timbaland might have tried to commit suicide yesterday, and it might have been over a piece of jewelry. According to law enforcement officials, an APB (that’s “all points bulletin” for those of who didn’t attend the prestigious police […]

Tags:Justin Timberlake, Moxie, Ryan Seacrest