Movie News

Nobody Wants To See Old Ladies Talk About Sex

Posted by Moxie on July 1st, 2010

Plans for a third Sex and the City movie have been shelved after a team of crack government scientists did exhaustive research and discovered that the sequel sucked and everyone hates it with the white-hot fire of a thousand suns. The first movie made $57 million, while Sex and the City 2:  Sandy Vaginas only […]

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Some Guy No One’s Ever Heard Of Will Play A Monkey In A Movie No One Cares About

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

Yay, movie news! Entertainment Weekly‘s PopWatch column is reporting that the role of the rebellious primate in the remake of Planet of the Apes will be played by Andy Serkis (and they made the Simpsons musical Planet of the Apes joke I made forever ago…hacks). Um…woot? I have no idea who this guy is, but, […]

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“Planet of the Apes” Plot Shows Hollywood Really Is In The Blurst Of Times

Posted by Moxie on June 24th, 2010

Can’t get enough of those damn dirty apes? Yes, you can get enough? Lies, all lies, mindless consumer! Fox Studios will tell you what you want! What you want is a prequel to Planet of the Apes starring James Franco, John Lithgow, and Freida Pinto as a realistically hot science-lady. Still not convinced? No wonder […]

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‘Toy Story 3’ Kicks ‘Karate Kid’ from Box Office Top Spot

Posted by PZ on June 21st, 2010

Karate Kid‘s reign at the number 1 spot at the box office didn’t last very long – Toy Story 3 kicked the film off the top spot to take the title for themselves. Over the weekend, Toy Story 3 took in a staggering $109 million, making it the most successful opening for a Pixar film […]

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Amanda Bynes Retiring from Acting?

Posted by PZ on June 20th, 2010

24-year-old actress Amanda Bynes has took to twitter to announce that she is retiring from acting. Amanda is best known for her work in TV series What I Like About You, as well as her work in films like Hairspray and She’s the Man. She hasn’t had much work since 2007, but decided to make […]

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Michael Cera to Star in Gilligan’s Island Movie?

Posted by PZ on June 19th, 2010

Michael Cera is being eyed to play the starring role in an upcoming Gilligan’s Island movie, a role once made famous by Bob Denver on the silver screen. The movie will be an adaption of the 60’s television show, and shows that Hollywood is once again delving into the past in the hope of remixing […]

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Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan Set to Lock Lips on The Big Screen

Posted by PZ on June 17th, 2010

Both Keira Knightley and Carey Mulligan are set to star in a new movie named Never Let me go. The actresses will be expected to perform a same-sex kiss together for the film, which is an adaption of a novel written by Kazuo Ishiguro. The story involves three friends who are away at an English boarding […]

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Nationwide Hearing Loss Imminent Due To Shrieking “Twilight” Dorks

Posted by Moxie on June 16th, 2010

The LA Times has an interview with the screenwriter responsible for adapting the last book in the Twilight series (I refuse to give Stephenie Meyers the credit of writing a saga). Breaking Dawn is something like four hundred pages (although apparently a book made entirely of shit doesn’t weigh any more than a good one) […]

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Zach Galifianakis: Hero Of Stoners ‘Cross The Land

Posted by Moxie on June 15th, 2010

Zach Galifianakis (Alan from The Hangover) is reported to be in talks to star in the re-make of the animated/live-action 1964 movie The Incredible Mr. Limpet. The original starred Don Knotts as a man from Brooklyn who turned into a fish to fight the Nazis. I…have no idea how that worked, exactly, but a plot […]

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‘The Hangover’ Most-Watched On Demand Film Ever

Posted by PZ on June 15th, 2010

The Hangover was no doubt an instantly classic comedy when it came out in 2009, but it has been proving even more successful then first imagined. According to a new survey, “The Hangover” is the most-watched On Demand movie ever. Coming in second place was of course Twilight! It is not particularly shocking that The […]

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What Do Ayn Rand And “One Tree Hill” Have In Common?

Posted by Moxie on June 14th, 2010

Besides torturously convoluted plots and messages as subtle as a donkey kick to the groin? Answer: Paul Johansson! I know, right?! No? Don’t know? It’s cool, don’t feel bad. I didn’t recognize the name and had no idea who was being talked about until I saw the picture, which I immediately realized as the evil Dan […]

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Karate Kid Kicks Ass at The Box Office

Posted by PZ on June 14th, 2010

Karate Kid has kung fu-ed it’s way to the top of the box office over the weekend. The re-make stars Will Smith’s adorable (but deadly!) son, Jaden Smith, a film which it turns out a lot of people want to see (again I guess!), as it pulled in a huge $56 million over the weekend. […]

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Studio Greenlights “Mean Girls” Sequel To Taunt Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on June 11th, 2010

Okay, that’s not true, but wouldn’t it be wonderful if it was? Take her most, and only, successful movie, have her audition for a part, not give it to her, and then dishonor the movie’s legacy with the inevitably terrible straight to-Wal-Mart’s-discount-DVD-bin sequel. The plot is pretty much the dumbest thing you’ve ever heard: “The […]

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If Kim Kardashian Plays Lara Croft, the ‘Tomb Raider’ Franchise is Over

Posted by sparky on June 8th, 2010

I know it’s not definite. But if Kim Kardashian replaces Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in the ‘Tomb Raider’ franchise, then I know with absolute certainty that there is no God. Kim is beautiful and sexy and a fashionista. But she’s no actress, not even one who could play a comic-strip version of Lara, something […]

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Sex and the City 2 Ticket Sales Drops 65% in Week 2

Posted by PZ on June 6th, 2010

It’s only it’s second week in the box office, but it looks as though we can officially call SATC2 a huge flop.  In it’s second week, ticket sales for the 2 and a half hour long advertisement for botox, Louis Vuitton and gluttony have dropped by 65% of the amount it made in it’s first […]

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“300” prequel “Xerxes” – More Oiled Up, Hotpants Wearing Men?

Posted by PZ on June 3rd, 2010

Frank Miller and the filmmakers behind the movie 300 are gearing up for the prequel to 300, named Xerxes. So, what to expect? Gerard Butler running around in a pair of hotpants looking like he’s just worked a very greasy shift in McDonalds, or something else? Frank Miller talks about the story: “The story will […]

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“Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Trailer: Squee!

Posted by Moxie on May 31st, 2010

The latest trailer for Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is out and Lord, does it look awesome. I haven’t read the comic books it’s based on, but Internet commentary is suggesting they’ve done a good job in capturing the aesthetic, despite the movie being live-action. The director, Edgar Wright, did Shaun of the Dead and […]

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“The Hurt Locker” Will Blow Your Mind, Sue Your Face Off

Posted by Moxie on May 30th, 2010

Avast, ye scurvy swabs who have pirated The Hurt Locker! Ye may think ye have spirited away your booty, but ye’d be sorrrrely mistaken. Turns out Voltage Pictures, the company that produced the movie that pretty much swept the Oscars this year, is tracking down some 5,000 people who illegally downloaded the film on file-sharing […]

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Hayden Panettiere, Emma Roberts Join Scream 4 Cast

Posted by PZ on May 29th, 2010

It is rumored that both Hayden Panettiere and Emma Roberts have signed on to star in the upcoming Scream movie, Scream 4. Hayden, former star of Heroes will join Julia Robert’s niece Emma in the film which is also set to include the original cast members such as  Neve Campbell, David Arquette and Courtney Cox, […]

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20 Most Expensive Films of All Time

Posted by PZ on May 28th, 2010

Here are the top 20 movies that currently are listed as the most expensive films ever made. While some you might expect to appear here (Avatar of course) some surprises have also broken into the top 20, managing to outspend their budgets to become one of the most expensive films ever made. 20 – Terminator […]

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Is ‘Sex and the City 2’ anti-Muslim?

Posted by sparky on May 25th, 2010

Is ‘Sex and the City 2‘ anti-Muslim?  I don’t see it. No doubt,  some Muslims won’t be too happy with the movie.  No – there’s no graphic representation of Muhammad.  And it’s not because it will probably be a really horrible movie.   Though this is a legitimate reason to be upset.  Rather, it’s because […]

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley to Replace Megan Fox?

Posted by PZ on May 23rd, 2010

It is rumored that British babe Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who is currently a Victoria’s Secret model may be replacing Megan Fox for Tranformers 3. A source claims that Rosie has been cast as an un-named character for the movie. She is currently dating actor Jason Statham, who no doubt played some part in finding her such […]

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Iron Man 2 Makes $52.4 Million On Opening Day

Posted by PZ on May 9th, 2010

Iron Man 2 got off to an impressive start this week. On it’s opening day, the movie took in a whooping $52.4 million, which makes it already much more successful then the first Iron Man movie, which took in just $35.2 million on it’s first day in theaters. In total, the first film made $98 […]

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“Illegal” Trailer for Machete Released

Posted by PZ on May 6th, 2010

Here is a trailer for the upcoming movie Machete, which is set to star Danny Trejo, Cheech Marin, Lindsay Lohan, Robert De Niro and Jessica Alba. The director, Robert Rodriguez is describing this trailer as the “illegal” version, which was released yesterday. Lindsay Lohan gets to dress up as nun for a part of the […]

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