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Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe???

Posted by Rebecca on October 8th, 2010

I guess the world has gone crazy.  I mean, I like Michelle Williams as much as the next aging hipster, but COME ON.  She’s not a freaking blond sex bombshell with a frail interior.  In fact, it’s my birthday and I’m pissed because this is terrible birthday news. Here’s Michelle looking decidedly NOT like Marilyn […]

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Magic Castle will be a really BORING movie.

Posted by Rebecca on September 30th, 2010

This I promise? Why? BECAUSE it’s HAPPENING.  Yeah, you heard me. please make more money for me! Garble garble! According to Variety,  Ronald Moore, the dude who produced the new, awesome “Battlestar Galactica” TV series, (as opposed to the boring old lame ones) already started a script that he pitched.  Really?  Wow, that’s bottom of […]

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Stretch Armstrong film just another excuse to see Taylor Lautner shirtless.

Posted by Rebecca on September 28th, 2010

Taylor Lautner isn’t know for a whole lot but his six pack…at least that’s what I gathered from watching Twilight, which was just a big old ooglefest for my eyes only. Still, we all know that he’s going to be starring in what is supposed to be the comedic “Stretch Armstrong” movie (comedy is being […]

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Transformers 3 Extra Seriously Injured During Filming

Posted by PZ on September 2nd, 2010

A woman who was working as an extra for Transformers 3 has been seriously injured. The crew were filming a stunt which involved multiple vehicles and drivers at Cline Avenue in Hammond, Indiana. According to a release, the accident occurred when an object struck a 2006 Toyota and went through the windshield and hit the […]

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Angelina Jolie Is A Triple-Threat (Excluding Husband-Stealing)

Posted by Moxie on August 24th, 2010

Angelina Jolie’s been spotted over in Bosnia recently, doing research for an upcoming film that’s being described as a love story set during a period of war (so, basically, any time between now and the disintegration of Pangea). Most people assumed that Angelina would be starring in the movie, but it turns out she’ll be […]

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Miley Cyrus’ New Role To Include Lesbian Kiss, Pot Smoking, Virginity Loss

Posted by PZ on August 24th, 2010

Miley Cyrus has been saying that her latest film isn’t for her Hannah Montana fans, but she failed to mention exactly why – until now. Someone has read the script, and has confirmed that Miley’s character is set to get up to a variety of rebellious, typical teenager acts. Miley’s character will lose her virginity […]

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Eat Pray Love Upsets Catholic Leaders, Anyone With Taste

Posted by PZ on August 18th, 2010

  Eat Pray Love starring Julia Roberts has caused some upset among Catholic leaders. In the film, Julia seeks to find some enlightenment of some sort (basically like a George Harrison pilgrimage through India but with Coach purses and cushy hotel rooms), and does a variety of praying – but – when in Rome, she doesn’t visit any […]

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Scarlett Johansson Says Ta-Ta To “Tattoo”

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

The buzz around who will play the coveted role of Lisbeth Salander in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is finally starting to settle, now that Rooney Mara has been cast (which, go me, I sort of called a few weeks ago when the shortlist was made public). The list of 5 actresses that was […]

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Are Owen Wilson and Rachel McAdams Getting Flirty on Set?

Posted by PZ on August 13th, 2010

Rumors have been going around that Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson have been getting cozy on set. The two are currently filming in France together, for the upcoming Woody Allen film, Midnight in Paris. According to the British tabloids, the couple got together on set, and have been seen flirting and hanging out together when […]

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Lady Gaga is Working on Her First Film

Posted by PZ on August 10th, 2010

Lady Gaga is reportedly working on her first ever film. Gaga wants her film to be a cross between Michael Jackson’s 1988 music movie Moonwalker and Dreamgirls. She wants the whole film to be done to her exact specifications – and is already in talks with X-Men and The Usual Suspects director Bryan Singer. The […]

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Halle Berry Gets Chummy With Sharks In South Africa

Posted by Moxie on July 31st, 2010

Holy FRICK, what a way to kick off Shark Week. Halle Berry is filming the movie Dark Tide on Seal Island, and I guess sharks are the new snakes, since there seems to be a glut of them in the cheesey movie market. In any case, there were seal decoys set up all around the […]

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Meryl Streep And Tina Fey Are Made Of Win

Posted by Moxie on July 29th, 2010

This is pretty brief, but it doesn’t really need to be long because it is awesome enough for five or six news items: Meryl Streep and Tina Fey will be in a movie together, directed by Stanley Tucci. Called Mommy & Me, it’s about the fractious relationship between a mother and daughter. That’s pretty much […]

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Natalie Portman Is The “Black Swan”

Posted by Moxie on July 23rd, 2010

Despite my general apathy for Natalie Portman, Darren Aronofsky’s new drama/psychological thriller Black Swan looks intriguing. Portman plays Nina, the star of a new production of Swan Lake whose prima status is challenged by the arrival of Mila Kunis’ character, Lily. Lily is not as technically brilliant as Nina but has more fire and passion, […]

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The Spice Girls Confirm Movie Sequel

Posted by PZ on July 23rd, 2010

Exciting news for anyone who still misses the Spice Girls – they’re back (again), and this time they’ll be making a musical movie as a follow up to their first film, Spice World which came out back in 1997. All five original members, Victoria Beckham, Emma Bunton, Geri Halliwell, Melanie Brown and Melanie Chisholm have […]

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Jason Segel, Muppets, And Pixar Have A Rainbow Connection

Posted by Moxie on July 22nd, 2010

So this news pretty much makes me go all double rainbow: Jason Segel, who is writing and will be starring in a Muppets re-boot, has asked Pixar bigwigs John Lasseter, Brad Bird, Pete Docter, Andrew Stanton, Michael Arndt, Bob Peterson and president Ed Catmull to act as consultants on how to turn this movie into […]

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Who Is The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo?

Posted by Moxie on July 22nd, 2010

Good question! Despite having a release date of sometime this December, no one has been cast for the part of Lisbeth Salander in the probably unnecessary remake of the Swedish version of Stieg Larsson’s best-selling crime novel (which actually kinda sucks). But a short list is making the rounds on the interwebs, and the top […]

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Report: The Hangover 2 Heading to Thailand

Posted by PZ on July 22nd, 2010

For all those who enjoyed The Hangover, or at least those who can relate to the plot, you’ll be happy to know that the cast of the original film are heading to Thailand for the sequel – a place where you’d be lucky to escape from the she-male prostitutes, and if you do, you’ll probably […]

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Inception Pulls in a Dreamy $62 Million on Opening Weekend

Posted by PZ on July 19th, 2010

Christopher Nolan’s Inception has been a huge hit over the weekend – the film starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Marion Cotillard and Ellen Page took in a delightful $61 million on it’s opening weekend. Not only has it made a lot – it’s also leaving a lasting impression on the viewers. Inception has been voted up to […]

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Ryan Reynolds As The Green Lantern Will Defeat His Enemies By Melting Their Panties

Posted by Moxie on July 15th, 2010

Phwoar. Do want. Entertainment Weekly‘s cover has the first look at Ryan Reynold’s costume in the Green Lantern re-boot and it. Is. Yummy. I mean, he’s wearing a skin-tight bodysuit, there’s no way they could have gone wrong. Of course, a significant faction of the comic book nerds are like, “Why is it all muscle-y? […]

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Edward Norton Booted from Marvel Flick, Rips off Shirt in Anger

Posted by PZ on July 13th, 2010

Edward Norton has been given the boot from an upcoming Marvel movie because he is apparently not very cooperative. The action film is also set to star Scarlett Johansson and Robert Downey Jr. and would have seen Edward reprise his role as Bruce Banner aka The Hulk, a role which he has already played in […]

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Gerard Butler Makes Me Throw Up In My Mouth A Little Bit

Posted by Moxie on July 12th, 2010

What is this man’s appeal? He ALWAYS looks like he smells like tacos and beer sweats, plus whiffs of some funky fungus sprouting in his crevices. There are women who would punch their grandmothers in the face for a chance to sleep with this guy, yet I’m pretty sure I would commit seppuku with a […]

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Twilight Cast Will Earn $25-41 Million Each for Breaking Dawn

Posted by PZ on July 7th, 2010

The lucky cast of Twilight:Breaking Dawn are set to earn $25 – 41 million each for their roles in the last installment of the Twilight Saga. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner can expect to take home a very nice $25 million once the cameras stop rolling, and as if that wasn’t enough, they’ll […]

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If Betty White Joins “Twilight,” I Quit Everything

Posted by Moxie on July 3rd, 2010

Wall-eyed greaseball Robert Pattinson and prissy-faced prettyboy Kellan Lutz have fallen into raptures about Betty White taking a role in the Breaking Dawn movies, and even though I would murder everything in the face if that happened, they were actually kind of funny about it. Pattinson nominated Betty to play Renesmee (no energy to explain) […]

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This Makes Me Want TEQUILA!

Posted by Moxie on July 1st, 2010

Variety is reporting that Judd Apatow and Paul Reubens are teaming up for another Pee-wee Herman movie, described as a “road pic built around a giant adventure.” (Which makes it different from Pee-wee’s Big Adventure…how?) Apatow got the idea after seeing Reubens perform in the theater revival of the Pee-wee Herman Show, which has been […]

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