Montana Fishburne Is An Actual Ho

Posted by Moxie on August 6th, 2010

So all those cracks about how Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana is a slutty whorish skankface ho-bag aren’t just hyperbole but are actual, literal truth. The 19-year-old aspiring actress is releasing a sex tape with Vivid Video, but she’s also on probation for prostitution.

Montana was arrested the day before Thanksgiving for trying to pick up a little cash in exchange for the endless bounty of her cornucopia. She was sentenced to 104 hours toward the California beautification project, 15 days of community service, an AIDS test, STD education, and two years probation.

Her records have been leaked on top of reports that her father and his friends scraped together $1 million in order to purchase all copies of the tape. The DVD had been released by the time the groups’ lawyer got in touch with Vivid’s CEO, however.

So basically this dumb broad is determined to expose the entire world to her skankness, and I frankly think people should just let her do what she wants. Let everyone genital wart be a lesson; she’ll learn. Or die of crotch-rot.




Category: Moxie, Scandal, Sex Tape