Michael Lohan: Mastermind.

Posted by Rebecca on October 15th, 2010

Michael Lohan: genius, great father, modern saint.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA - SEPTEMBER 24: Michael Lohan, father of actress Lindsay Lohan, arrives to the Beverly Hills Courthouse for her probation hearing, at Beverly Hills Courthouse on September 24, 2010 in Beverly Hills, California. Superior Court Judge Elden S. Fox issued a bench warrant for the actress who as on is probation for a pair of driving under the influence cases, after she failed a drug test..  (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images)
His people say he’s going to intentionally fall off the soberbus and check himself into the Betty Bord Clinic to be near his dear, dear daughter, Lindsay Lohan.  He went on to say that HE WOULD STAGE HIS OWN ARREST IF NECCESSARY TO GET HIS DAUGHTER’S ATTENTION.

What an awesome Dad!

Our friends at TMZ say that Michael is saying he’ll make one more trip to Betty Ford to attempt to see his daughter.  If she won’t see him he’s going to get all blitzed and go make a stink. You know, like any dad would do.




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