Michael Lohan Is A Role Model

Posted by Moxie on August 29th, 2010

In news that should shock no one, Michael Lohan has done something remarkably boneheaded and self-serving again: now that his daughter’s left rehab for the fourth or fifth time, Mikey’s decided that he’s enough of an expert in drug rehabilitation to open up his own treatment facility. Lohan said,

“Yes, it’s, true, I’ll be running it. I think it’s time that Dina and I both step out of the media for a while, and for me that means getting back to what I know best — helping people with addiction.”

Although he is not currently revealing where the financing is coming from (supposedly someone well-known who wishes to remain anonymous):

“…I have my entire team of therapists in place and the financing is done. We’re still negotiating the location. I’m going to have a protocol that will be have to be followed. I don’t believe in prescription drugs. If people come in on them they’re going to have to get off of them, otherwise they’ll be looking for another rehab. I believe spirituality and holistic methods can cure anything. God will be a major element in recovery.”

No word on whether Courtney Love’s proposed parenting school will still be next door, or if they decided too much irony in one location would break the universe.

Category: Celebrity Stupidity, Courtney Love, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Moxie