Mia Wasikowska Will Shine Your Shoes For A Nickel, Guv

Posted by Moxie on July 3rd, 2010

Poor Mia Wasikowska. Alice in Wonderland was supposed to be her big American debut, but since it both sucks and blows, she’s been reduced to the life of a guttersnipe, wrapping herself in newspapers like fish-n-chips because her bloomers and tights won’t keep her warm. She can’t even afford an opaque shirt! She’s probably too old to fit up a chimney or join a ragtag bunch of pickpocketing orphans, so my advice to her is go to a graveyard, free a convict, then wait about 15 years. Beware of loony old spinsters in the meantime, though.

Category: Alice and Wonderland, Moxie