Martha Stewart vs. Dog Headbutt

Posted by Rebecca on January 14th, 2011

…dog headbutt wins.

Oh man, even the dogs can turn on poor Martha Stewart.  She blogs that she was just about to leave for her 9 am call for The Martha Show, when she “whispered” something (what, god MARTHA STEWART WHAT DEVIL TONGUE DID YOU WHISPER??) to her dog Franscesca.

“I must have startled her, because she bolted upright with such force that she hit me in the face like a boxing glove hitting an opponent’s face.  I was entirely startled and my neck snapped back.  I felt a bit of whiplash as blood gushed forth from my split lip.”

Yikes.  So she rushes to the hospital with like, 50 other people involved in the whole weird headbutt debacle.

“I called the police to ask for a ride to the hospital, forgetting that Carlos, my driver was waiting to drive me into the city.  Carlos and Betsy Perreten, my stable manager, packed me into the car and we drove in the falling snow the few miles to the emergency room in Northern Westchester Hospital, my wonderful neighborhood medical center.  When we arrived, I was instructed to lie down and wait until the plastic surgeon on call, Dr. William Nolan, could get there from his nearby home.”

It’s a full production to get M Stew her lip-and her life- back!

Category: Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Martha Stewart