Magic Castle will be a really BORING movie.

Posted by Rebecca on September 30th, 2010

This I promise? Why? BECAUSE it’s HAPPENING.  Yeah, you heard me.

circa 1955:  A person in a Mickey Mouse costume at the gate of the Magic Kingdom at the Disneyland theme park, Anaheim, California.  (Photo by Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

please make more money for me! Garble garble!

According to Variety,  Ronald Moore, the dude who produced the new, awesome “Battlestar Galactica” TV series, (as opposed to the boring old lame ones) already started a script that he pitched.  Really?  Wow, that’s bottom of the barrel, in terms of inspiration. Wasn’t “Haunted Mansion” enough?

And if you ask  Geektyrant, your source for lots of high-profile Geek activity, they say:

“Apparently the project isn’t a high priority for the studio right now, just an idea they are playing with. They see it as a way to showcase several of their high-profile Disney characters. like Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck and everything else Disney owned.”

Great, more needless consumerism.  Although I will make it a personal CHALLENGE for Disney to make Goofy sexy again.  You hear me, Disney?

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