Maggie Gyllenhaal Invites You To Have Cheesecake On The Lanai

Posted by Moxie on June 16th, 2010

NEW YORK - JUNE 14: Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal attends the New York City Ballet's 2010 Dance with the Dancers benefit at the David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on June 14, 2010 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

I think it’s pretty clear what happened here. Maggie Gyllenhaal’s no dummy, and she’s figured out the equation to immediate success:

Pop culture’s love of everything 1980s
+ the recent fad of remakes/reboots/prequels/sequels
+ the plague that’s taking the Golden Girls away from us one by one
+ an obsession with Betty White bordering on the hysterical

= a place in the annals of movie history only dreamed about by the people who made the porn version of The Golden Girls, who, tragically, thought “annals” and “anals” were the same thing.

Yes, Maggie Gyllenhaal IS Dorothy Zbornak in: The Golden Girls: Gams Before Grams.

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