Lohan Family

Michael Lohan: Mastermind.

Posted by Rebecca on October 15th, 2010

Michael Lohan: genius, great father, modern saint. His people say he’s going to intentionally fall off the soberbus and check himself into the Betty Bord Clinic to be near his dear, dear daughter, Lindsay Lohan.  He went on to say that HE WOULD STAGE HIS OWN ARREST IF NECCESSARY TO GET HIS DAUGHTER’S ATTENTION. What […]


Tags:Celebrity Liars, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Stupidity, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family

Yes, there’s a Michael Lohan Jr. And, he has opinions.

Posted by Rebecca on September 30th, 2010

Yes, there is a Michael Lohan, Jr. He’s 22. He’s sorta obscure. I mean, he can’t be that important because he doesn’t even have a wikipedia page! Geez. Even I have a wikipedia page, and I’m a nobody. Here he is, looking like gay vampire jailbait.  But hey, at least he’s diluted/sympathetic. According to Wesmirch.com,  […]


Tags:Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family

Conservatorship, Consmervatorship.

Posted by Rebecca on September 29th, 2010

Okay, so we know Lindsay’s in rehab, but what next?  I’ll tell you what.  Dina’s trying to milk even more money out of Linz’s lost youth. According to the upstanding Mr. Michael Lohan, she’s definitely fighting for conservatorship.  Why, because who else but Dinah Mcsanity deserves legal control of his daughter’s well-being and finances?  Not […]


Tags:Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family

10 Worst Celebrity Parents

Posted by Rebecca on September 23rd, 2010

My parents are awesome. Are yours? Not if you’re the children of these celebrities. Not only are most of these celebrities terrible people, but they’re brought little lives into the world and inflicted their terrible-ness on them, too. Gross. Here’s a salute to bad parenting, GTS style. 1. Courtney Love You know she killed Kurt […]


Tags:Britney Spears, Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Courtney Love, Joe Simpson, Jon Gosselin, Lists, Lohan Family

10 Lindsay Lohan Looks (and how I feel about them)

Posted by Rebecca on September 21st, 2010

I get it- Lindsay Lohan is like a rash that we’ve had for so long the its is…comforting.  Still,  can we all agree that she needs to be grounded indefinitely, confined to some sort of room where she can live out her mid twenties and hopefully emerge less ridiculous? Okay, agreed. Now here’s some of […]


Tags:Lindsay Lohan, Lists, Lohan Family

Lindsay Lohan Has Learned A Lesson

Posted by Moxie on August 31st, 2010

…and that lesson is that you will never, ever be forced to take responsibility for yourself if you blame all your mistakes on psychological trauma. Vanity Fair has already released the cover of their October issue, which features Lindsay Lohan styled like Marlene Dietrich rode hard and put away wet. She’s even posed to look […]


Tags:Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Michael Lohan, Moxie, Vanity Fair

Who Wore It Best: Jenny McCarthy vs. Dina Lohan

Posted by Moxie on August 15th, 2010

Actress/comedienne Jenny McCarthy and horrible mother/person Dina Lohan were both seen out and about wearing the same combination of overly tan face and long, bottle-blonde hair. But which irrelevant celebrity wore it better? McCarthy accessorized with a statement harem-girl costume, complete with delightfully gaudy gold jewellry and several feet of cleavage. Her clown-paint is as […]


Tags:Jenny McCarthy, Lohan Family, Moxie, Pamela Anderson

Everyone Quits Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on August 11th, 2010

No wonder she’s a crackh – excuse me, methhead; it must stem from her abandonment issues (plus, the one person who won’t leave her alone is a sociopath whose name rhymes with selfishstagemomwithafacelikealeathercanteen…a). The latest person to leave LiLo high and dry (or, actually, not-so-high and dried-out) is Martha Revel, the bad-ass, take-no-prisoners-except-Lindsay-Lohan judge who […]


Tags:Drugs, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie

Lindsay Lohan Has A Creepy Tattoo

Posted by Moxie on July 25th, 2010

It is my fondest wish that in the near future, something amazing will happen, like Leonardo DiCaprio coming out of the closet or Miley Cyrus getting pregnant – literally anything that will keep me from writing about Lindsay Lohan. But until then, here’s another update: Lindsay Lohan got another tattoo, and it is both stupid […]


Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Miley Cyrus, Moxie, Tattoo

Dramatic Lohan Is Good At Dramatics

Posted by Moxie on July 24th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been placed in isolation at the Los Angeles County jail after having a major freakout brought on by taunts from the inmates. Supposedly, the women started to chant “firecrotch” at Lindsay, who burst into tears and asked if she could call Tina Fey for some advice on what to do if […]


Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie, Tina Fey

Lindsay Lohan Is Serious About Rehab

Posted by Moxie on July 15th, 2010

Ha, like hell! She’s trying to avoid jailtime by checking into a “sober living house” in West Hollywood called Pickford Lofts. Dina Lohan, Samantha Ronson, and one of Lindsay’s rumored lovers, Eilat Anschel, were seen visting her at various times throughout the day. The Lofts’ website touts itself as a place which “strives to offer […]


Tags:Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Legal Woes, Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Velma Kelly

Posted by Moxie on July 12th, 2010

It turns out that instead of accepting this opportunity as a chance to learn from her mistakes and grow as a human being, Lindsay Lohan has decided to keep being an entitled bitch who is dumb as a post, to boot. I, for one, am STUNNED. Lilo has come to the conclusion that her 180-day […]


Tags:Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie

Michael Lohan Tweets Sh*t About Lindsay (Again)

Posted by PZ on May 23rd, 2010

Michael Lohan took to twitter again to try and make out that Lindsay and ex-wife Dina need to open their eyes to Lindsay’s problem, saying: hope Dina and Linds open their eyes. But then again, I was blinded too. If need be, they too,will be exposed for who they are. Dina has admitted that Lindsay […]


Tags:Lohan Family, Michael Lohan, Polls

New Girlfriend for Lindsay Lohan?

Posted by Alyssa on May 19th, 2010

It seems LiLo may be trying the same-sex thing once again, but this time with photographer, Julia Indrani. Lohan was in a photo shoot, working with Indrani last year and the two have been spotted spending time together recently in Los Angeles. Indrani, 36, is definitely in cougar mode, as Lohan is still only 23. […]


Tags:Celebrity Photos, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Julia Indrani, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family

Lindsay and Ali Lohan Want Restraining Orders Against Michael

Posted by PZ on April 27th, 2010

According to Dina Lohan, both Ali and Lindsay Lohan are hoping to get a restraining order against their father Michael. Michael has been trying to step into Lindsay’s life several times, most recently he barged into her apartment with a sheriff hoping to stage an intervention. Ali and Lindsay have grown increasingly close lately, and […]


Tags:Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Michael Lohan

Dysfunction Doesn’t Even Begin to Describe LiLo & Pops

Posted by Regina on November 17th, 2009

The tales surrounding Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s quote unquote DAD, just get more bizarre as time drags on. Plus, as we at GTS know, she’s no Swiss picnic either.


Tags:Celebrity Accidents, Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Liars, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Scandals, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Gossip Girl, It Girls, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Unlikely couples