Live Celebrities You Thought Were Dead Are The New Dead Celebrities

Posted by Moxie on April 9th, 2010

Not that these are celebrities anyone cares about. Although I guess that’s not technically true, considering that someone wrote an article about them…which I am linking to thusly: 5 Celebs You Thought Were Dead But Aren’t.

I’d just list ’em, but there’s a stroppy warning on the site about re-using material and I’d hate to incur the mighty wrath of a local Fox affiliate. And no one actually cares about these people, anyway; I just wanted to use this picture:

Nov. 19, 2010 - Hollywood, California, U.S. - Santa Barbara International Film Festival's Fifth Annual Kirk Douglas Award for Excellence in Film at the Four Seasons Biltmore in Santa Barbara, CA 11/19/10  2010..KIRK DOUGLAS.K66838SK. © Red Carpet Pictures

What up, Spartacus? Considering that he seems to have survived an encounter with the Ark of the Covenant from the first Indiana Jones movie, I’d say he’s probably going to live forever.

Category: Celebrity Deaths, Moxie