Lindsay Lohan Lands Role As Porn Star In New Movie

Posted by PZ on May 8th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan Departing Las Palmas Nightclub On May 5, 2010 In Hollywood, CA

Lindsay Lohan has landed herself a new role in an upcoming biopic – she will play the role of a porn star, Linda Lovelace in “Deep Throat”. Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, is outraged by her new role, saying angrily:

“Oh, I don’t even want to go there!”

When asked if he thought it would further damage Lindsay’s career, he responded:

“What do you think? Come on! Seriously – why? She did Parent Trap, Confessions [of a Teenage Drama Queen], Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, Just My Luck and Herbie. And you know what? Georgia Rule was a fantastic movie. People don’t give her credit for it, but that was one of her best acting jobs. But I mean, she started with Parent Trap and now this? Why? Who makes these decisions? If I was there, it would never happen, believe me. There’s no way to resurrect your career after that. So many people have come to me with offers for Lindsay for great family-style films, general audience kind of releases, but you know … whatever.”

Michael also claims that her drug abuse has recently resurfaced and that she needs to go to rehab. Although this isn’t the ideal role for Lindsay, she is capable of making a decision for herself, and even if her father doesn’t approve, at least she managed to land a role for once, which is better then nothing.




Category: Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan