Legal Woes

Watch What You Say – Kim Kardashian Might Sue

Posted by Katie F. on November 14th, 2011

Tags:Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Legal Woes

Britney Spears’ Ex Bodyguard Makes Shocking Accusations About Her

Posted by Katie F. on July 20th, 2011

Photo: Britney Spears is currently being sued by her former bodyguard Fernando Flores for sexual harassment. He insists he faced several strange sexual advances from Spears. She supposedly walked around naked in front of him and invited him to her bedroom to have sex with her. In addition to these charges, Flores is making […]

Tags:Britney Spears, Legal Woes

Bethenny Frankel’s Response To $100 Million Lawsuit

Posted by Katie F. on May 13th, 2011

Photo: Bethenny Frankel is being sued by her former managers for over $100 million in damages and a share of the $120 million sale of her Skinnygirl cocktail brand. Frankel is now speaking out to let everyone know she won’t back down in the face of the lawsuit. “Life is good for me with […]

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Britney Spears Sued For $10 Million

Posted by Katie F. on March 30th, 2011

Photo: A brand marketing company is claiming that Britney Spears cut them out of a deal involving her new fragrance. Brand Sense Partners LLC is suing Britney and her father for breach of contract, fraud, and deceit. In the lawsuit they filed Wednesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Brand Sense Partners states that […]

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Update: Paris Hilton’s MENSA Membership Revoked

Posted by Moxie on August 30th, 2010

Paris Hilton is the celebrity equivalent of the Bugblatter Beast of Traal: she’s so deluded that she thinks if she believes what she’s saying, then you will, too, despite ALL EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY. Her “It’s not my coke” story just got better; now she’s saying that a) the coke isn’t hers, b) the purse […]

Tags:Celebrity Arrests, Drugs, Legal Woes, Moxie, Paris Hilton

Taylor Lautner Is Whiny

Posted by Moxie on August 25th, 2010

Taylor Lautner is possibly the most bland, anodyne celebrities to ever come along; I won’t even call him a heartthrob because anyone whose heart starts beating faster for this guy is probably suffering from some sort of congenital ailment. But at the very least, his blandness indicated that he wasn’t a typical Hollywood bitch – […]

Tags:Celebrity Stupidity, Legal Woes, Moxie

Mario Batali Is Rolling In Dough

Posted by Moxie on August 17th, 2010

And not cookie dough, although by the look of him, he probably does treat himself to a snickerdoodle shower every once in awhile. Nope, this is just regular ol’ money that he’s got, and it apparently doesn’t belong to him. The Iron Chef is being accused of theft by former employees of his Pizzeria Mozza […]

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Everyone Quits Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on August 11th, 2010

No wonder she’s a crackh – excuse me, methhead; it must stem from her abandonment issues (plus, the one person who won’t leave her alone is a sociopath whose name rhymes with selfishstagemomwithafacelikealeathercanteen…a). The latest person to leave LiLo high and dry (or, actually, not-so-high and dried-out) is Martha Revel, the bad-ass, take-no-prisoners-except-Lindsay-Lohan judge who […]

Tags:Drugs, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie

Rip Torn Denied Probation, Still Has Love Of Millions

Posted by Moxie on August 11th, 2010

I know I’ve said before that Bill Murray is like America’s favorite loony grandpa, but I’m downgrading him to eccentric uncle so I can replace him with Rip Torn. You may remember Rip Torn from such classic movies as Men In Black, where he played the irascible Z, or Dodgeball, where he played the cantankerous […]

Tags:Bill Murray, Legal Woes, Moxie

Dramatic Lohan Is Good At Dramatics

Posted by Moxie on July 24th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been placed in isolation at the Los Angeles County jail after having a major freakout brought on by taunts from the inmates. Supposedly, the women started to chant “firecrotch” at Lindsay, who burst into tears and asked if she could call Tina Fey for some advice on what to do if […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie, Tina Fey

Smooth Move, Oks-Lax: Oksana Is Maybe Lying About Mel Gibson

Posted by Moxie on July 23rd, 2010

Oksana Grigorieva might have just totally screwed her credibility in her abuse case against Mel Gibson. Oksana has claimed that Gibson told her he wanted “Jew blood on his hands” and that he had hired someone to assault or kill a high-profile Hollywood player who was Jewish. This person was later revealed by Oksana to […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Mel Gibson, Moxie

Lindsay Lohan Is Hopeless

Posted by Moxie on July 20th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan went to court for final sentencing this morning, which is a relief for me because her legal situation was getting annoying to report on. Just as a refresher: Lilo tried to get rid of Shawn Chapman Holley because she thought it was poor representation rather than crackheadedness that led to her arrest, probation, […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie

Well, Pin A Rose On His Nose: Uncle Jesse Found “Not Guilty”

Posted by Moxie on July 15th, 2010

Of what, you ask innocently, wondering what heinous deeds could be committed by a man who is able to grow such a lustrous mullet. Why, sleeping with 17-year-olds and doing cocaine with strippers! You know, the usual. Allison Coss, 24, and Scott Sippola, 31, were convicted of conspiracy and using email to threaten a person’s […]

Tags:Celebrity Scandal, Legal Woes, Moxie

Lindsay Lohan Is Serious About Rehab

Posted by Moxie on July 15th, 2010

Ha, like hell! She’s trying to avoid jailtime by checking into a “sober living house” in West Hollywood called Pickford Lofts. Dina Lohan, Samantha Ronson, and one of Lindsay’s rumored lovers, Eilat Anschel, were seen visting her at various times throughout the day. The Lofts’ website touts itself as a place which “strives to offer […]

Tags:Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Legal Woes, Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Velma Kelly

Posted by Moxie on July 12th, 2010

It turns out that instead of accepting this opportunity as a chance to learn from her mistakes and grow as a human being, Lindsay Lohan has decided to keep being an entitled bitch who is dumb as a post, to boot. I, for one, am STUNNED. Lilo has come to the conclusion that her 180-day […]

Tags:Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Lohan Family, Moxie

Joan Rivers Tries For Titters Through Twitter Like A Tw*t

Posted by Moxie on July 11th, 2010

Joan Rivers decided to capitalize on Lindsay Lohan’s misfortune for the sake of comedy, an issue about which I have STRONG FEELINGS (I am for it). And because Twitter is the new trucker cap in terms of proclaiming “I’m a douchebag!” with a quickness, Rivers tweeted some less than complimentary things about the beleaguered starletard, […]

Tags:Celebrity Couples, Celebrity Feuds, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Joan Rivers, Legal Woes, Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie, Samantha Ronson, Twitter

Lindsay Lohan Is Literate(ish)

Posted by Moxie on July 8th, 2010

She can’t tweet worth a damn, but it turns out Lindsay Lohan knows how to use a pen for more than sucking up coke. As she left the courtroom after being sentenced to 90 days in jail and another 90 days in rehab, Lindsay held up her notes to hide from the paps. Considering what […]

Tags:Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie

Hayden Christiansen Suing USA Network, Woodenly & With Too Much CGI

Posted by Moxie on July 7th, 2010

Now that he’s no longer got Rachel Bilson’s adorable button-nose to distract him, Hayden Christiansen has filed a lawsuit against USA Network alleging that they stole an idea for a TV show that he and his brother pitched in 2005. The show in question is Royal Pains, which is about a “concierge doctor” who attends […]

Tags:Legal Woes, Moxie, Rachel Bilson, Television, Twilight

Deus Ex Crackina: Lindsay Lohan Going To Jail

Posted by Moxie on July 6th, 2010

Lindsay Lohan showing remorse for her mistakes Clearly, God has intervened to stop Lindsay Lohan from running amok and thumbing her nose at all the decent drug fiends who have taken their lumps along with their rock because: LILO IS GOING TO JAIL! FOR 90 DAYS! ZOMG! This time around, Lindz was charged with violating […]

Tags:Celebrity Arrests, Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Stupidity, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Legal Woes, Lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton

Someday There Will Be No More Ways To Make Fun Of Lindsay Lohan

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

And that day will be when she’s caught boning one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (I’m guessing…Pestilence) and we all die with smirks on our faces, our accusatory pointer fingers withering away to ash. Till then…hey, guess what, dumb old Lindsay is as financially savvy as she is sober! (And none of that […]

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