Lady Gaga’s Rare Fashion Misteak

Posted by Moxie on September 7th, 2010

Ha, hilarious! I’m back, bitches! And just in time, too, because there’s nothing I love more than celebrities and stupid magazine covers and meat.

How is Lady Gaga grossing everyone out this time? With a meatkini! Yes, that is a bikini made of animal flesh. And not like a sexy Raquel Welch fur bikini – like a pair of edible underwear your boyfriend Jeffrey Dahmer would buy for you.

At this point, I’m frankly surprised she hasn’t gone this route before, although I guess one waits till they are truly desperate before they start stealing ideas from America’s Next Top Model, or risking trichinosis of the cooter. Give her five more years for the fame, drugs, and her own massive ego to really melt her brain, and she’ll show up places wearing the skin of an actual drag Lady Gaga impersonator. Meta, you see; it’s a statement on the illusion of fame. Plus, drag queens have such soft skin, you know?

Category: Celeb Magazine Shoots, Lady Gaga, Moxie, Vogue