Lady Gaga Won’t Rest Until Everyone Thinks She’s A Man

Posted by Moxie on June 30th, 2010

What’s she up to this time? A mysteriously bulgy leotard? Prosaic. Another dildolicious magazine cover? Pedestrian! Nope, Gaga’s decided to tweak rumors that she’s a hemaphrodite by turning herself into a man – temporarily, at least. If she was a lolcat, her caption would be, “I am in ur magazeens, bendin ur genders.”

The pictures will appear in the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan. The photos, taken by Nick Knight, have not officially been verified to be of Lady Gaga, but they were arranged by her stylist Nicola Formichetti and have been posted on Formichetti’s website, albeit with the subject identified as “Jo Calderone.”

The “mystery” model in the pictures is pretty much the diametric opposite of Gaga in ways other than gender – short, dark hair versus long platinum blonde, plain suits versus wild outfits, a somber expression versus the sexyface Lady Gaga usually makes. I almost wouldn’t believe it except that her nose gives it away in the profile pictures. I never realized how much she looks like the leader singer from an ’80s British New Wave band. Usually, she just reminds me of Christina Aguilera in this:

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