Kardashian Kard Mirrors Kardashian Sisters’ Career: Cheap and Perfunctory.

Posted by Rebecca on November 29th, 2010

The Kardhasian Family has officially given their Kardashian Kard (multiple K’s are so endearing!) the old heave-ho, based on the card’s reputation for being shady as hell. Surprised?  I’m not.

Gross, no thank you.

According to TMZ,

“The A.G. was concerned over several fees associated with the Kard — which reportedly costs $9.95 to own … plus 12 monthly fees of $7.95. It also costs $1.50 every time the owner wants to add money to the Kard.”

Are you kidding me?  This is more ridiculous than I thought.

The Kardashians want to preserve their irrelevant and mildy slutty public image, so this just won’t do. Says, Khloe:

“Mlarf mlarf mlarf mlarf CHEEESEBURGER MLARF blarrghhrrfff M&Ms Cupcake Barbecue sauce.”

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