Just When You Thought Lindsay Lohan Couldn’t Get Any Classier…

Posted by Moxie on August 1st, 2010

Actress Lindsay Lohan surrenders in court to begin serving a 90-day jail term for violation of probation in Beverly Hills, California on July 20, 2010. UPI/Al Seib/Pool Photo via Newscom

Someone with an inside track (har!) on Lindsay Lohan’s drug habits is reporting that her time in rehab will be focused of getting her off of various opiates and methampetamine. So is that in addition to the coke and booze, or instead of…?

Hey, remember that time Lindsay was a straight-A student in science? She was probably some sort of savant at cooking up amphetamines because she got tired of snorting the janitor’s Ajax. Insane drug dependency is the mother of invention, after all. Also interventions, for that matter.

Category: Celebrity Rehab, Celebrity Trainwrecks, Drugs, Lindsay Lohan, Moxie